Whew! That last post kicked the crap out of me. And then the stomach flu kicked a whole lot more crap outta me. Literally. But I'm back to solid foods now. And I think I'm just about caught up on comments, though I still owe lots of email to both kinky and non-kinky alike. So much email...
At any rate, I thought I'd share a quicky with you about my appointment with Nurse K. on Tuesday. Awhile back A. asked regarding my relationship with Nurse K. "who will be the first one to use the S word?" Well, it turned out to be me. At one point, I was mentioning how I had been trying to get an appointment with her the week of the 17th.
"If I saw you that day I could have pinched you -- if you weren't wearing green, that is," she said with a grin.
"Apparently that's an American thing as A. had never heard of that custom until I mentioned it," I said, being the cultural anthropologist-wannabe nerd that I am. Then without really thinking too much and with a bit of a grin myself I followed up with, "And apparently they don't have birthday spankings in England either." Suddenly I realized I'd said the "S" word and quickly mumbled something about perhaps it shows that Americans are more violent.
Nurse K. smiled and then turned back to the computer to type in my Coumadin dose as she verbally went over it with me.
Needless to say, it was not one of my more articulate moments.
Speaking of birthday spankings, A.'s birthday will occur a little over a week after he gets here (a month from tomorrow!). It will be the first time we will have ever been together on his birthday and at that time I plan to painfully introduce him to the venerable American tradition of the birthday spanking.
I'm hoping his ass will be more sore than my arm.
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7 comments:
I'm hoping his ass will be more sore than my arm.
me, too! and how nice that he'll be here again so soon, too.
this whole nurse K thing is pretty amusing to me, so thanks for sharing. I need the amusement, since I'm getting a double whammy of a cold and spring fibro.
Hey, so you're anticipating a swing back towards Domme-ness?
Really glad to hear from you and I hope you're feeling somewhat better soon.
Take care,
Lele
JA -- I'm glad the Nurse K thing is amusing you. I really like amusing you, my dear. Especially when you're not feeling well. :-(
I even made a Nurse K label this afternoon to make the narrative easier to follow. :-)
Lele -- Actually, I was pretty domme-y last week (I think I still feel a bit unsure about how much to share of all that as it's more A.'s fantasy life), but right now I'm in such a subby little girl mode that I'm sleeping with my teddy bear and listening to Little Men on audiobook at Project Gutenberg for a bedtime story.
A. said he was going to sort me out on the phone tomorrow (or tonight, if you've already gone to bed and waken up on Saturday). I suspect it's going to sting...
Natty, sorry to disappoint you, but we do know birthday spankings in England, in my wife's family it was a regular occurrence, I know of several families who did it. There is another tradition of birthday bumps where the victim is lofted by four men if a man, or four girls if a girl and bumped the appropriate number of times.
It's great that A will be with you for his birthday.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Oh it's no disappointment as I was actually quite disappointed A. had never heard of such a thing when I first mentioned birthday spankings several years ago. Maybe it's a regional thing?
"And then the stomach flu kicked a whole lot more crap outta me. Literally."
This is the kind of moment where you'd need your nanny, her rectal thermometer and her enema bag. :-)
I could have definitely used a kindly nanny and a rectal thermometer, but I gotta say that in this case, an enema was the last thing I needed as the flu was cleaning me out. At times I thought the insides of my intestines were finding their way into the toilet...UGH!
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