Yesterday I was throwing away my now empty chocolate advent calendar, and as I'm now in a new advent of sorts -- A. comes in ten more days -- it occurred to me that I really need a new advent calendar. My dearest isn't exactly my savior/messiah. But he is more cuddly.
So, I was thinking of a calendar counting down to the day he arrives where each day I open a window revealing a picture of a different implement. And there are a fair number of past implements to chose from...
Granted, considering the dashed spanking expectations of the last few arrivals, we're not making too many plans this time, aside from my overdue birthday spanking (December 8). And, um, a few punishment spankings that merited being delivered in person (::gulp::).
One thing we are looking forward to is our belated Christmas dinner togther. You know, it will sorta be around the same time as Eastern Christmas. And I'm Byzantine Catholic so it'll be kinda like the old country (never mind that neither of us have ancestors from an "old country" that celebrates Christmas on the Julian calander). We've been discussing the menu for said dinner and have reached an impasse regarding the poultry: turkey or chicken.
"But we never get to eat turkey except once or twice a year," I whined.
"And clearly if it was so great, people would be eating it more," A. noted.
"Nuh huh..."
I decided to try a different approach.
"So, uh, if you let us eat turkey I'll let you spank me," I offered. A. laughed.
"Yes, that would be such a sacrifice for you."
I think I've got him talked into turkey, but I also think he's leaning toward my offer. His last words in our dinner discussion, I believe, were something along the lines of "You are going to get such a beating."
::giggle::
Cool.
Friday, December 29, 2006
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You can tell A. from me that turkey can be quite delicious, and some people (say, me and W) eat it more often than once a year.
The only reason we don't have it all the time is there are only two of us.
As for the spankings... well, I certainly hope you get plenty of the fun kind, and as many of the other kind as you deserve.
My advent calendar is Playmobil toys in little boxes that you open each night. Both more and less fun than chocolates; maybe I'll find the new one on sale somewhere, and use it next year.
Oh, he's had turkey but he apparently doesn't enjoy the taste quite as much as I do. The first year he was over we bought one of those giant turkeys on sale at Safeway but a lot of it went to waste because we couldn't possibly eat enough of it between the two of us. There were plans to freeze/make soup out of the remainder, but somehow we never quite got to it (as is so, so, so often the case for me).
This year I'm going to try and get a smaller, organic one. And make sure it's very succulent as he maintains that roast chicken is always more succulent than turkey. Roast chicken is probably a tad jucier, but turkey is just so yummy and rich... :D
Wow -- I didn't know they had Playmobil calendars like that. Cool. I always end up just getting those chocolate ones from Trader Joe's for a buck.
Ick...chocolate...too...much...sugar...
Not that I had much sugar this holiday season or anything... ;)
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