Natty is the alter ego of my grown-up self, Michelle. Spanking is a pleasure my partner, A., and I love to give and receive. Due to mutual poverty, my illness, visa restrictions and domestic welfare policy, we live on two different continents. Can't say I recommend the intercontinental thing, but we make do.
Being the attention whore that I am (and a lonely, housebound one at that), I love email. Unfortunately I make an abysmal correspondent. Since I'm asleep much of the day and have to budget my energy carefully, it may take me awhile to reply (I'm ashamed to say, but sometimes even months). Please don't take it personally (unless you're that creepy guy who keeps sending weird one-sentence emails -- then take it...however you want to). If you need an answer to something urgently, and I haven't emailed you back in a few days, feel free to email me again and give my poor short-term memory a nudge.
Twitter...because you always wanted to follow the minutia of my life