I just told A. that I'm topping tonight.
"That's not right. You're still supposed to be in subby mode with your schedule and your pigtails..."
"You switch at the drop of a hat," I pointed out.
"Yes, but that's me. I'm Even Stevens. While you...you're my rock of submissiveness."
Except the rock in his trousers showed who the submissive one was. You know, at least for tonight.