Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Rock of submissiveness

I just told A. that I'm topping tonight.

"That's not right. You're still supposed to be in subby mode with your schedule and your pigtails..."

"You switch at the drop of a hat," I pointed out.

"Yes, but that's me. I'm Even Stevens. While you...you're my rock of submissiveness."

Except the rock in his trousers showed who the submissive one was. You know, at least for tonight.

3 comments:

Jigsaw Analogy said...

Rock of submissiveness?

I like that. :)

Indy said...

Rock of submission? Can I use that line this weekend? Thanks!

Natty said...

JA -- Thought a few people would enjoy that. :-)

Indy -- A. says his policy regarding his clever sayings is similar to the NFL i.e. they may not be used without the express written consent of, well, him. Though I have no idea what court would enforce his claim to intellectual property, so I think you're probably good to go. Not that I'm condoning copyright infringement (in case A. reads this). ;-)