You, gentle reader, might remember the little flogger my ever so handy A. made back in January (okay, I have to laugh a little about A. being handy when I remember the two of us stuck camping with a gas stove that neither of us could figure out how to turn on for several hours...but I digress).
Now that he is away, but certain urges aren't, I've had to make do on my own and what I've discovered is that little flogger is THE MOST PERFECT SELF SPANKING IMPLEMENT EVER!
Really.
It requires little effort or awkward twisting and turning to whack myself pretty well with it. But, because I'm logistically incapable of giving the swing a lot of power, when each little cord hits my skin, it has a very similar sensation to the strap or a belt for me: it hurts the minute it hits my skin, but instantly turns into a very pleasurable sensation. So, you know, it's very handy for wankin' spankin'.
I even get that lovely swishing sound with it that normally I'd only hear with something like the cane -- an implement that is categorically impossible to use on oneself.
Yes, my beloved has earned my undying admiration for his skill with unused electrical cord and duct tape.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
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Ya know, if you can figure out how to make these yourself, there's the potential to earn dozens of dollars a year in your spare time, making these and selling them on Ebay. The name is PERFECT.
;P
Congrats on your discovery! That'll help the time pass until A gets back. :)
And until you decide to sell those on Ebay, I'm going to have to make one myself! :D
NaughtyLele
Oh I can figure out how to make them pretty easily as all it involves is an old extension cord and duct tape! Though I'd feel like I was somehow running some sort of scam because the raw materials are so banal. Even A. said to me today when he saw these comments that someone would end up doing some sort of Consumer Report on me! LOL
Though, maybe I oughta trademark that name... ;)
Oh, and Lele, all you gotta do is take an extension cord, cut two twenty inch lengths, split those two lengths in two (it's usually two small cables stuck together), then wrap the bottom six inches with duct tape and voila! We ended up wrapping the tips with duct tape to protect from the unsanded cable cutting the skin, but your mileage may vary. ;) Enjoy!
The point is not whether people can do these things easily, the point is whether they will make something for themselves. Or so I tell myself.
If it makes you feel better, use the fancy colored duct tape. :)
I can't decide if I should make one of those for our house. Our loopy toy (loops of stereo cable, split as with the extension cord, and with a duct tape handle) is PAINFUL to me.
Perhaps I should just get a roll or three of duct tape and experiment with making a duct tape tawse.
I can't decide if I should make one of those for our house.
I must admit that when A. uses it on me (or I on him) it hurts like a mofo. You know, just being completely honest. ;)
The point is not whether people can do these things easily, the point is whether they will make something for themselves.
Yeah, I've been thinking about that also. I suppose if I manage to ever get around to finally selling the stuff on Ebay I've been meaning to sell (A. would be so pleased -- it would finally be out of the closet!), I may just start my little wankin' spankin' store. ;)
I have found several easily made variations on the flogger theme. One of my floggers is made of many strips of very soft leather about 18 inches long and a quarter of an inch wide, secured to a short stick by binding with wire. Because of the softness of the leather you can use this with a great deal of force yet no irreparable damage is done; or you can use it just for tickling; and all in between.
Another variation of the loopy johnny I have made is just two strips of hard rubber (hardware store) about three feet long and a quarter of an inch wide, doubled to form loops and bound to a short stick as in the first implement. This can be extremely painful yet leave very little mark - I think this may be a characteristic of rubber.
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