Saturday, July 23, 2005

In case you were wondering...

Lest you wrongly assume that I always think saintly, good Catholic girl thoughts (well, alright, you guys know I don't, but those who read my non-kink blog where I originally posted this don't always know that) consider the conversation my boyfriend and I had the other morning about fetishes.

"I wonder what the most obscure sexual fetish is?" A. pondered.

"I remember coming across balloon fetishes once online," I said. "I think that one has to be the most boring."

After thinking a bit about zoophilia, which we always joke about after he saw a BBC documentary about zoophiles, I wondered aloud about the following.

"So, since there are zoophiles, can you have the vegatarian equivilent? Say, an herbiphile?"

"Now, Prince Charles - he'd be a right herbiphile," A stated.

Before you know it, we were on the Internet looking up herbiphilia. Which is apparently phytophilia. And those who have sex with trees are dendraphiles.

So, now ya know.

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