I go through extroverted phases where being semi house-bound gets a bit lonely. So, often I end up at certain spanking chat servers just to hang out while I'm doing mindless stuff on my computer.
Often it's quite entertaining watching so-called "Doms" make complete asses of themselves. Like the guy (as others before him have) the other night who asked me if I was into spanking.
"No," I replied. "Gardening."
He then informed me, bless his little heart, that I was on a spanking chat server.
"No, really? How shocking!"
But, he decided he would talk to me about gardening, so I filled him in on all the herbs I plan to plant this spring (which will probably be next week when the herb starts arrive). He then again tried to fill me in on the purpose of the chat server I was on.
"This isn't Better Homes and Gardens you know."
"No? But I get the best gardening advice here."
"From who?"
"Oh those nice ladies at The Garden," I said, giving him the name of a ladies only room on this particularly chat server.
"Are you married?"
"I have a boyfriend."
"So, does he get into all this gardening stuff?"
"Oh yes, we both enjoy organic produce."
At which point he apparently became bored with gardening and disappeared.
Yes, I know. I'm quite naughty to mess around with their little minds. But, damnit it's so much fun.
One of the other common stupid questions I'll get asked is "what do you look like?" Or sometimes it's not even a question but a command: "describe yourself." To which I respond, "I look like me." Tonight when I gave this answer, I was told I was cheeky. Yes, perhaps so. Though I could just lie and tell you I'm a tall, thin blonde, but frankly, if I'm going to do that, then you can damn well pay me $1.99 a minute.
A lot of the people on these chat servers are on a mission to find Mr/Miss Perfect Spanko (indeed one guy tonight told me that exactly), and I suppose that's a reasonable activity to pursue there. I find I tend to wander in there wanting to have a conversation with people that may or may not include spanking, but with the freedom to talk about spanking if I so choose.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
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*Wry grin* You don't know the half of it. I've written about my time in cyber -- boy, I could tell you some stories... :)
hehehehe! "mess with their little minds!" LOL I love it. I played in the chats for a little while. Did you know that Tops & Doms don't like it when bratty bottoms spank em? hehehehe! Puts that proverbial board right up their butts! sigh, instead of firm and smack right across it where it belongs (for some of em anyway.)
;) Good for you Natty... enjoy sewing your seeds..
Hi Natty! I discovered your blog today when I linked over from La Fessé. I have to say that I love it. Your stories are fun, your posts are inspired, and when you're funny - you're really funny. Bravo!
I linked you up over at Collar Purple. I saw that you already had me linked - thanks. :)
I look forward to adding this blog to my daily routine.
~hugs~
Aurgh! I hate it when blogs make me anonymous against my will. Spank them all!
That last post was by me, Invidia. Sorry 'bout that.
-grins-
--Invidia
Hi, Natty! Found you via a link on Invida's blog. What moved me to comment was this:
"I find I tend to wander in there wanting to have a conversation with people that may or may not include spanking, but with the freedom to talk about spanking if I so choose."
Yes. Yes, that's it exactly! Spanking isn't the be all and end all of my life; it's an interesting subset of it. I'm going through a cooking & baking phase at the moment, and simultaneously a phase of 'please spank me harder than I'd like'. These things aren't mutually exclusive.
Asrana.
Ah, my dear poiesia, I can imagine you have some good ones. He he he. I actually have another cyber chat story in the January archives (and at the Punishment Book) about a certain Professor. He was just as entertaining, perhaps even more so.
Thanks Patty -- I do have fun sewing my seeds... ;) (Oh, did you delete your other post?)
Thank you also Invidia for you kind commments, as well as your link to my blog. Boy did my Statcounter numbers go up today! I hope to keep my blog up enough to make it worth your daily routine. lol ;)
I also appreciate your comment Asrna. "These things aren't mutually exclusive" indeed. Spanking is something that touches on a variety of different aspects of my life, not just my sexuality. I think it's unfortunate when people limit it to simply that rather than mix it in amongst the rest of them. Makes for a much richer life. :)
Hi my name is Mary I just found your blog from the Punishment blog, I am new to reading blogs and i love yours! you are a very funny and prolific righter. and i agree with you a hundred percent on the annoying doms out there. giggle I too am looking to make some friends online and have found it hard to have chats with some people because they just want to know what you look like < iam no where a barbie doll> and also are just looking for a hookup. so from one little brat to you, I say GO FOR IT and annoy them. :)
Sincerely Yours
Mary
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