So, I've been seeing these commercials for the upcoming movie "Man of the House." It looks like an absolutely abysmal movie about five cheerleaders who witness a murder and are then guarded by Tommy Lee Jones in some sort of witness protection program. I still haven't figured out what Cedric the Entertainer's role in the movie is.
Yet, every time I see the commercial for it, I feel strangely attracted to it.
Well, you know, I'm practicing mindfulness these days and so I sat for a moment with my feelings about this movie. I'm repelled by what looks like bad acting, bad writing, bad plot, bad etc. But Tommy Lee Jones. Stern. No-nonsense. Protective.
Mmmm yeah. That's it.
I could certainly imagine being put under his protection.
And then when I, say, snuck out to go watch some B movie, he'd give me a stern, no-nonsense lecture about how it's his job to protect me and in order to ensure that I understood this he was giving me a good, hard spanking...with my hairbrush...or maybe his belt. He does have on that cowboy outfit in the commercial...
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
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{giggles} Cute, very cute. The first time I read this I thought you were being punished for seeing a B movie -- sort of Tommy Lee Jones, guardian of good taste -- which frankly seemed odd, though of course hot. Then I realised you'd said you'd snuck out. Which is also hot.
Though I still find the "scolding Natty for seeing a movie that's beneath her" oddly appealing. And this from someone who just saw Constantine. ;)
Hmm...yeah, being spanked for sneaking out AND watching an inane movie...
I think I feel a story coming on... ;)
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