Sunday, November 06, 2005

Naughty priest

Nah, not THAT kind.

A chat pal was telling me tonight about a conversation she had with the priest at a wedding she attended this weekend. They sat across from each other at the rehearsal dinner and talked about how they both had problems getting to places on time. "I need a spanking," the priest told her.

Hmm...maybe he should consider joining Opus Dei.

A. tends to think spanking is a good remedy for tardiness too. ::sigh:: Six strokes with the brush for every minute I'm late. And, well, I have to admit, it's pretty damn effective. I haven't been late to a medical appointment in months and months. Granted, Medical Transportation has been taking me to my appointments over the last several months. But even when I've been able to go on my own, I've actually arrived a few minutes early. You know, just to make extra sure I don't get that damn brush. ::shiver::

1 comment:

Natty said...

Oh, I know! Opus Dei is a spanko's dream organization methinks. lol

Actually, I remember reading an account of a woman who used to be Jose Maria Escriva's secretary and then left the organization. At one point she says something about him telling her that she needed to have her underwear taken down and spanked.

And the Church just made that guy a saint. :)