Disorder in the Spanko Universe

Not to be outdone by political blogger wonkette, who had two BDSM related posts today, my boyfriend and I have also been doing some spanko related political analysis of our own. See, we figure that the reason the world is completely out of whack at the moment (er...pun probably intended) is that the Dom(me)/sub, Top/bottom, Spanker/Spankee -- whatever label you prefer -- order is also not right.

My boyfriend's theory is that the more public power one holds, the more likely one is to be spanked in the bedroom (please note for all those who take things way too seriously, this is a bit tongue and cheek and gross generalization). Hence, Ronald Reagan had Nancy, George H.W. had Barbara, Bill had Hillary, etc. However, I remember seeing a clip on the news a few years back (either during the 2000 election or just after, I think) where when Laura met George up on the stage for some event, he kissed her and smacked her on the bottom, suggesting that perhaps he's the spanker and she the spankee. But, alas, how could George be both the leader of the free world AND spanker in the bedroom? Clearly the cosmic order of the universe has been turned on its head!

Yet, George has gotta be hankering for someone to spank him. And considering the way he over does the whole macho thing, we think he's probably got latent homoerotic fantasies about Dick Cheney. Except, Dick is probably spanked by Lynn Cheney. So, maybe Lynn is spanking BOTH of them. Bending them both over the desk in the Oval Office, her crop in hand. That'd be appropriate for two cowboys. And who knows, maybe there's even a little strapon action. I mean, how rich would that be to know that the two fucking over the world are being fucked up the ass themselves? Though the only way that would give me the smallest amount of comfort would be if that were without lube...

And probably bent over next to them is Tony Blair. My boyfriend thinks that Tony and Cherie are both spankees, which is why British politics are so mad at the moment. But Cherie has her various gurus to go to. So, who the hell does Tony go to? Well, clearly the answer is America, as seen in current British-American relations. Yep, British troops are in Iraq all because Tony needs a good spanking (where IS Maggie Thatcher when you need her?? Though, actually she was clearly the spankee and Dennis the spanker).

Right. Enough spanko-political analysis for tonight. It's my birthday tomorrow and I got a big spanking day ahead of me. ;)