Postmodern Spanking: HWJS

Remember a few years ago when there were those WWJD bracelets? You know, the ones that stood for "what would Jesus do?" hip young Evangelicals wore to remind them to think about Jesus whenever they did something? Well, this afternoon my boyfriend (aka Mr. Sexy-Voice as my sister has recently dubbed him) came up with the spanko equivelent: How Would Jesus Spank?

So all you spankers out there, as you sit with your loved one over your knee or bent over a bed or strapped into a spanking bench, I implore you to ponder for a moment just how the Son of God would tan your honey's hide.

Maybe there should even be little bracelets with HWJS on them. :)