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It's been so long since I stopped by Blogger that the compose interface page has changed!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt's mostly Microsoft's fault. On October 14th I downloaded the ginormous security updates from Microsoft and haven't been able to open Windows on my laptop since. My dad spent two days last week working on a system restore to no avail. As you can imagine, I've been cursing Microsoft with the crudest expletives I can think of since.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt had to happen just after the most \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/has-science-found-the-cause-of-me-1799944.html\"\u003eamazing research development \u003c/a\u003ein ME/CFS history. Not only have I been wanting to read obsessively about it and can't, but the ME/CFS group I hand-moderate went crazy. Instead of spending a combined total of 10 minutes a month moderating in the comfort of my bed, I've been sitting up in the kitchen on the broken down Averatec I'm sharing with A. for a half-hour to an hour a day approving posts and trying to keep everyone in line (with mixed results).\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eUnfortunately I can only handle sitting up in the kitchen for a maximum of a half-hour to an hour most days. So, you know, there wasn't much energy for anything else like, oh say, reading any of my other email. Twittering and/or blogging, of course, came to a screeching halt. \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMoreover A. and I have been passing a cold of some sort back and forth. It's meant a stuffy nose and chest for him and vertigo for me as it affected my inner ear. For the last month we've been in a cycle where I'd start to feel better on Friday. We'd play gently on Saturday.\u0026nbsp; I'd crash on Monday and be so sick for the rest of the week that I didn't really care that I was jonesing for Twitter and didn't have a laptop with which to get online. \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eLast week the vertigo finally settled down, but then I started having problems again with my \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/06/unspankable.html\"\u003esacroiliac joint\u003c/a\u003e and left hip slipping out of place. Sitting at the computer in the kitchen was excruciating. And spanking was out of the question. \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYep. It's been a jolly good time.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBut things are starting to look up. I'm sitting and walking fairly comfortably now and the world is no longer spinning, though I think we both still have a bit of stuffiness in our lungs and noses. My moderation duties have quieted back down as our group returns to its usual tepid level of discussion.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAlas, however, blogging will have to wait for a bit. Some incredibly generous friends are donating a used MacBook but it will be another week or two before it will be in bed with me (hehe that sounds so kinky). \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eUsually such breaks from the computer mean I have a lot to write when I finally come back. And this break, I suspect, will be no exception. So, I'll see you all in a couple of weeks with lots of naughty thoughts and stories.\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-6901571348306558242?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/6901571348306558242/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d6901571348306558242\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/6901571348306558242"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/6901571348306558242"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/11/jolly-good-time.html","title":"A jolly good time"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-9041293195931430829"},"published":{"$t":"2009-10-13T02:46:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-10-13T02:46:58.417-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"My spankings"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Love our lurkers"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Lurk out loud 4.0"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Last year \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2008/11/lurker-luvin.html\"\u003eI promised\u003c/a\u003e a picture of my beaten ass had the number of lurkers commenting reached a certain number (which sadly, it did not). However this year I decided to go ahead and just post the picture first. So here is my freshly spanked bottom (a mere 30 minutes ago) along with the implements A. used.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/StRHe2jRyAI/AAAAAAAAAT0/JKXXc_XrLFw/s1600-h/loveourlurkersspanking.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 208px;\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/StRHe2jRyAI/AAAAAAAAAT0/JKXXc_XrLFw/s400/loveourlurkersspanking.jpg\" alt\u003d\"\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392013249234454530\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIf you look closely, you will notice that the wooden spoon is broken. I believe that is the forth wooden spoon A. has broken on my backside (and I really liked cooking with that one!). You will also note the lack of welts from the cane. Since I'm on Coumadin, A. uses the cane with light but rapid fire strokes that accumulate pain quickly (sheer agony, I tell ya!) but don't leave the deep bruises for which canes are notorious. Similar to the way Nurse Bea uses a nursery willow switch in \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.caseymorgan.org/2009/10/story-natty/\"\u003ethis story\u003c/a\u003e that my dear friend Casey wrote just for Natty.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo dear friend, thank you for reading. Whether you leave a comment (good or bad) for this feedback whore or just lurk, I always appreciate your time and interest.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-9041293195931430829?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/9041293195931430829/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d9041293195931430829\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"16 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/9041293195931430829"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/9041293195931430829"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/10/lurk-out-loud-40.html","title":"Lurk out loud 4.0"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/StRHe2jRyAI/AAAAAAAAAT0/JKXXc_XrLFw/s72-c/loveourlurkersspanking.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"16"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-1561629074620718111"},"published":{"$t":"2009-10-08T02:16:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-10-08T02:17:09.139-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kinky Musings"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Too much wood"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\"Oh you stupid cow,\" A. cried out from behind his laptop the other day.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eA few weeks back, he had sent an email to a publisher along with a synopsis of the book he had just finished as well as the book itself. Two weeks later the publisher's contact replied asking if his book was similar to a couple of other books coming out on the same topic. A. responded that no, his book dealt with different material (something she would have known had she merely bothered to read his original email). After another two weeks, she replied again and asked if he could send her a synopsis.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Her name is Michelle, so maybe I ought to spank you for her inability to read her email,\" A. said as he sat down on the bed next to me. \"It would make me feel better.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Don't you have enough reasons to spank me?\" I asked.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThere are plenty of spankings on the agenda now that he's here. There's the small matter of my past schedules that have yet to be addressed. I was also seven minutes late for my school day the other day before canceling it because I was too worn out from cramming for \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/09/rules-of-lashes.html\"\u003ethe test\u003c/a\u003e I was suppose to take (I forgot how good at procrastinating I am) -- not to mention spanking would be part of the school game anyway. I believe there is another spanking planned, but I can't think of it at the moment.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Yes but it's a bit like firewood, isn't it?\" he quipped. \"You may be all sorted for the winter with a stack of wood in the garage (pronounced \"GAIR-idge\"), but you're always on the lookout for that next felled tree.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYep. A girl can never get too much wood.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-1561629074620718111?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/1561629074620718111/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d1561629074620718111\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1561629074620718111"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1561629074620718111"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/10/too-much-wood.html","title":"Too much wood"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-4905102766465868902"},"published":{"$t":"2009-09-25T01:48:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-09-25T01:57:59.688-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kink and illness"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"When reality and fantasy meet"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"My spankings"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"When play is work"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Sometimes play is just...hard work. An ordeal in which the forces of the Erotic and Encumbrance battle throughout. You know, the sort hyped by some over-the-top announcer.  \"Tonight on the Michelle's Sorry Life channel, watch a special Kink versus Illness smackdown! One horny girl. One debilitating illness. Who will win?\" Except at the end of the whole thing, both sides are usually able to claim some amount of victory.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSuch was the result of a phone spanking a couple of weeks ago. I had awaken even later than my normal mid-afternoon reveille and was just finishing up breakfast at 4:30 pm (yes, that's really \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ePM\u003c/span\u003e) when A. called.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Heya dear,\" I answered blithely.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Oh. Did you get my email with your instructions?\" he replied with a mixture of restrained formality and genuine uncertainty.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eInstructions, eh\u003c/span\u003e? There was a familiar -- and pleasurable -- tightening of my pelvic muscles at this most obvious declaration of impending tele-erotic activity, even as the rest of my body whined with weariness.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Actually I was just turning on my computer,\" I explained as I hastened to open my inbox, still a little disoriented given that I had only waken up an hour earlier and was feeling the inevitable crash following a rare day of jittery, almost euphoric energy.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Well, then, I think you better open your email.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMy face flushed not only from excitement, but also embarrassment that I wasn't prepared. He had ended our conversation the day before noting that he might be sending me instructions -- not to mention I had emailed him a fragment from my journal before going to sleep detailing my kinky fantasies of late. I also felt a twinge of annoyance at how what was going to be my first phone spanking since May was starting out rather awkwardly.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I said in the email that I was going to call you at 4:30, but how about I give you a call at 5pm?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Okay --er, Yes, Sir.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThis, dear reader, is what I found in my inbox:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:85%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003eI want you to put on a little girl's dress, flowery knickers and white socks as soon as you have finished reading this email. Nothing else will be worn until I grant permission.\u003c/span\u003e  \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003eThe following items will be laid out on the bed:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003e1. a wooden spoon\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003e2. a table tennis paddle\u003c/span\u003e \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e3. the long brush\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003e4. a razor\u003c/span\u003e \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e5. shaving gel / foam\u003c/span\u003e \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e6. a box containing sex toys,* butt plugs and a nipple clamp.\u003c/span\u003e  \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:courier new;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAt 4.30pm (your time) you will stand in the corner of the room and await my phone call.\u003c/span\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMy pelvic muscles tightened further, along with those of my abdomen. My bottom tingled with anticipation. And I couldn't help but gulp. However I quickly swallowed that anxious lump in my throat along with my giddiness and set about attending to his instructions, as well as letting those following me on \u003ca href\u003d\"http://twitter.com/nattys\"\u003eTwitter\u003c/a\u003e know I was about to get spanked.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eExcept as I got up to fetch the various items and dress myself accordingly, I quickly realized there was more to my elevated heart rate than mere excitement. One of the peculiar quirks of my illness is that the more weary I am, the higher my heart rate gets both during activity and at rest. Pulling on my dress and arranging my bra-less breasts, sorting through my sock drawer, grabbing my razor, digging out implements from under the bed -- all of it, of course, was shooting my heart rate higher and higher, making me feel dizzy and icky.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eShould I tell A. I can't do this? It wasn't so much that I was worried about disappointing him, but rather Natty. My alter ego had obligingly endured months of setbacks and downright neglect as a result of my ill health and A.'s work. I sighed. \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eI am going to get spanked, goddamnit.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSitting on the edge of the bed, I did some diaphragmatic breathing, bringing my heart rate down a bit. Once the dizziness wore off, I stood and made my way to the corner where I was to await A.'s impending phone call.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eHow bad would the spanking hurt? \u003c/span\u003eIt had been such a long time since my last one. The high ceilings of my apartment, which drew my gaze after I became bored with a fragment of chipped paint, made me feel particularly small and childish.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBut the little feeling did not last long. My heart rate was creeping up again. I tried some more diaphragmatic breathing as I stood facing the corner -- so very \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eun\u003c/span\u003e-childish -- but it just would not drop down below 120.** I absolutely had to lay down. I made my way to the bed, where I lay with the full skirt of my bubble-gum pink dress draped over my belly and legs in a less-than flattering spread when A. finally called.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Hello, Sir.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Hello, there. Where you standing in the corner as you were told?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I did stand in the corner after I was ready, Sir. But I had to lay down after a few minutes.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThere was a pause as we both sought to figure out how to proceed. Should I tell him I could manage a spanking but no shaving? Was I even in any condition to consider orgasming? Would I be okay so long as I was laying down?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Are you still laying on the bed?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Yes, Sir.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ePlease don't break the spell. Don't ask me if I'm alright. Let's just keep going. Let Natty keep going...\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"What sort of knickers are you wearing?\" A. asked after another moment of silence.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Pink flowery knickers,\" Natty declared with vigor.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Well, let's get them off.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eWith pleasure\u003c/span\u003e. Even if I did feel a bit dizzy standing up to take them down as well as rearrange the cord to my headset so it wouldn't interfere with spanking.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHe had me start out with the ping pong paddle. It's a good thing it makes a lot of noise even when I'm not whacking that hard because I don't know that I could have made myself hit any harder given how tired I was and how much it stung.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"What's that on the pain scale?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt was a momentary lull in the magic.  Given the circumstances, I figured A. probably needed some reassurance that I wasn't dying on the other end of the phone, even if I always find giving a number to my pain level a difficult thing to do in a Natty frame of mind.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Um...about an 8 -- 8 1/2.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWhile the whacking was draining me a bit, my heart rate was staying down. I just had to stay flat.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I think it's about time you got that \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.blogger.com/www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/anal_explorer?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003ebutt plug\u003c/a\u003e in. Have you got your Naughty Box there?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Yes ::gulp:: Sir.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eJust typing the word \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ebutt plug\u003c/span\u003e makes me blush. Saying it out loud makes me blush even more. Hearing A. order me to take it out of its box and put it in my hole with a deep, imperious, British-accented voice not only makes me blush but gives me that piquant constriction of shame in my belly. If he ever moves on to enema bags (another word I can barely utter), I tell you, dear reader, the embarrassment alone will be both painful and orgasmic.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"We're going to have to get your bottom warmed up before I get there.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Yes, Sir.\" I bit my bottom lip. Grinned demurely into the phone even as my cheeks continued to flush.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Pick up the wooden spoon. Give yourself twelve on each cheek.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOddly enough, the spoon didn't hurt nearly as much as it usually does. Probably because the handle is narrow and thin, making it difficult for me to grasp with ease. So A. switched me to the clothesbrush (long brush), with a nice thick handle. It made a much more satisfying sound across the trans-Atlantic phone line when it smacked against my bare skin. After a dozen or so strokes, endorphines began to take the edge off the sting. But they did not keep my arm from wearing out.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Tell me about your cunt. Is it shaved?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No, Sir.\" I swallowed hard.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Pick up the razor and shaving gel. I want you to shave yourself, but I only want you to shave one strip down the middle...\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe razor was cold as it scraped against the stubble covering my labia. But it did not feel as laborious to shave as it felt like it would just fifteen minutes earlier.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I expect your cunt to be completely bald when I arrive in three weeks.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Yes, Sir.\" I finished shaving my swathe smooth and patted my cunt dry.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"You may finger yourself now.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Can I use my vibrator?\" I can be such a greedy girl.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Not yet. Just swirl your finger around first.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI led my index finger back and forth between my increasingly saturated cunt and my increasingly swelling clitoris. Around and around the slicked, sensitive tissue. Awakening nerves from their hibernation with each revolution around my rosebud.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Now you may use your vibrator.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWith giddy delight I burrowed the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/silver_bullet?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eSilver Bullet\u003c/a\u003e into my vulva and set the plastic black heart knob at medium speed. After several minutes of rocking my pelvis gently, I turned the vibrator up to full speed. After several minutes more produced no orgasm, I placed it directly onto my clitoris, then pulled it off again when the stimulation was too much. After a few more minutes, after all the weariness and worry, all the whacking and whirling, all the \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ework\u003c/span\u003e, there were, finally, those familiar contractions pushing endorphines, blood, and happiness out into my ear lobes and fingernails and toes. Only then did my heart rate momentarily surge again. And after that...a uniquely benevolent fatigue.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTrue, within half an hour the fatigue returned to its customary tyranny. The following day my muscles -- particularly my pelvic muscles -- were more cantankerous than usual. And I can't help but look back with a little bitterness that a mere spank and wank over the phone was so damn arduous.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYet I also can't help but just be grateful that I did it. That I made it through and Natty got her spanking. Illness and poverty do that to a person. Make you appreciate every little bit of life you can grab hold of. Especially the hard bits.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e_______________________\u003cbr /\u003e*Aka, \"The Naughty Box.\" A wooden, rattan-covered box A. bought for me initially for its ostensible decorative value. However its size rendered it the perfect container for butt plugs, particularly as it also fits so nicely under the bed.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e**One of the primary means of treating \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/05/come-to-bed-with-me.html\"\u003eME/CFS\u003c/a\u003e is pacing, including using a heart rate monitor to help patients stay below their \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.iacfsme.org/CFSandtheExerciseConundrum/tabid/314/Default.aspx\"\u003eremarkably low\u003c/a\u003e anaerobic thresholds (generally between 110-90 bpm). For a longer explanation of how this works, see \u003ca href\u003d\"http://podcast.med.ucalgary.ca/groups/cfs/weblog/3194a/Therapeutic_Exercise_and_Activity_in_CFS_ME.html\"\u003ethis video\u003c/a\u003e (requires Quicktime; about 30 minutes) from exercise physiologists at the Pacific Fatigue Lab.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-4905102766465868902?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/4905102766465868902/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d4905102766465868902\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"3 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/4905102766465868902"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/4905102766465868902"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/09/when-play-is-work.html","title":"When play is work"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"3"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-9077374068025447345"},"published":{"$t":"2009-09-20T23:06:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-09-21T01:11:46.665-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"startled"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Rules of the Lashes"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003eA. finds the darnedest things while \u003cspan class\u003d\"blsp-spelling-error\" id\u003d\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\"\u003ewebsurfing\u003c/span\u003e. Like this list of rules from a nineteenth-century American school -- along with the number of lashes delivered should the rule be broken -- in \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.johntaylorgatto.com/chapters/1e.htm\"\u003ea manifesto\u003c/a\u003e about what's wrong with public education.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"We're going to play a game,\" he said when he first told me about the table below. \"You'll have to memorize each of the rules and number of lashes. And if you get the number of lashes wrong, you will, of course, receive that number of lashes.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHe's not kidding either. Once he gets here next week, he's planning a session with these rules, a cane, and me in my school uniform. I can't wait.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eExcept I don't know which will part of me will win out -- the Lisa Simpson in me or my \u003cspan class\u003d\"blsp-spelling-error\" id\u003d\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\"\u003espankophilia\u003c/span\u003e. Indeed that's always my problem when playing a schoolgirl: I can never decide if I want the \"A\" more or the spanking. However A. assured me this afternoon that there are always plenty of spankings for being a smarty-pants. \u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003e \u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003eI wonder how many lashes Wm A. \u003cspan class\u003d\"blsp-spelling-error\" id\u003d\"SPELLING_ERROR_2\"\u003eChaffin\u003c/span\u003e would ascribe to that \u003cspan class\u003d\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id\u003d\"SPELLING_ERROR_3\"\u003emisdemeanor?\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv align\u003d\"center\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"blsp-spelling-error\" id\u003d\"SPELLING_ERROR_4\"\u003eoOo\u003c/span\u003e \u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cem\u003eRules of the Stokes County School\u003c/em\u003e, November 10, 1848\u003cbr /\u003eWm A. \u003cspan class\u003d\"blsp-spelling-error\" id\u003d\"SPELLING_ERROR_5\"\u003eChaffin\u003c/span\u003e, Master \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:85%;\"\u003e(click on the table to see it in full)\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/em\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z_T0-Ck2jl4/SraKRszgDGI/AAAAAAAAAMg/-9ITdmC5e0k/s1600-h/school_rules.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383642441257585762\" style\u003d\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 191px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt\u003d\"\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z_T0-Ck2jl4/SraKRszgDGI/AAAAAAAAAMg/-9ITdmC5e0k/s400/school_rules.jpg\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI think the biggest shocker in this list was the penalty for playing cards. I mean, why the hell is playing cards worse than betting in any other form?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-9077374068025447345?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/9077374068025447345/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d9077374068025447345\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/9077374068025447345"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/9077374068025447345"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/09/rules-of-lashes.html","title":"Rules of the Lashes"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z_T0-Ck2jl4/SraKRszgDGI/AAAAAAAAAMg/-9ITdmC5e0k/s72-c/school_rules.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-1398658214058133782"},"published":{"$t":"2009-09-09T23:06:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-09-09T23:37:42.880-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Sugasm"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sugasm # 172: Naughty school girls and botanical vibrators"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"In its second pick, this week's Sugasm has something juicy and hot (as in, what you will be when you read this story) for all you spankos who love naughty school girl stories. I highly recommend it. And the editor's pick is an amusing example of creative gardening. Botanical vibrators may yet become all the rage.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWhile my fellow participants did not seem to agree as it was not among the top three picks, I found a phone sex operator's \u003ca href\u003d\"http://phonesexconfessions.tumblr.com/post/172889175/howmanylicks\"\u003ediscussion\u003c/a\u003e of how she makes sound effects for her clients funny as hell. You may too.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eStarting to feel better so -- fingers crossed -- there will be a new post in the next few days.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e***************************************\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #173? Submit a link to your best post of the week using \u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/sugasm-form/\"\u003ethis form\u003c/a\u003e. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis Week’s Picks\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://dangerouslilly.com/2009/08/a-hot-fuck-in-a-parking-lot/\"\u003eA Hot Fuck in a Parking Lot\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“We got more daring and soon clothes were a hindrance to our insistent hands.”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://coquitten.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/i-think-id-rather-misbehave/\"\u003eI Think I’d Rather Misbehave\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“I bet the secret thrill of this has your cock already climbing to attention.”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.sexnshoes.com/2009/08/the-painter/\"\u003eThe Painter\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“He says something, small talk, and I stutter something back, lost in the blue depths of his eyes.”\u003c/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSugasm Editor\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://radicalvixen.com/blog/2009/08/23/strildo/\"\u003eStrildo?\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor’s Choice\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.smutandsteff.com/2009/08/another-reason.html\"\u003eYet Another Reason You Should Buy a Vibrator\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/2009/09/05/sugasm-172/\"\u003eMore Sugasm\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/sugasm-form\"\u003eJoin the Sugasm\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-1398658214058133782?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/1398658214058133782/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d1398658214058133782\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1398658214058133782"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1398658214058133782"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/09/sugasm-172-naughty-school-girls-and.html","title":"Sugasm # 172: Naughty school girls and botanical vibrators"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-418986477311590711"},"published":{"$t":"2009-08-31T00:14:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-08-31T00:28:43.999-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Announcements"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Why does Natty need a spanking?"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"The \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/wooden-anniversary.html\"\u003eWooden Anniversary contest\u003c/a\u003e ends tonight at 11:59 pm Pacific Savings Time (give or take a few minutes). I've been getting a trickle of entries, but suspect many of you are like me and procrastinate (Natty has definitely been spanked more than once for \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ethat\u003c/span\u003e, lemme tell ya!). So here's your friendly reminder. Put yer thinkin' caps on and submit a clever reason to convince A. that Natty needs a spanking (ha! like he needs a reason...).  Multiple submissions are totally cool.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI might even throw in some of my famous chocolate chip cookies as a prize now that I've figured out how to ship them so they stay fresh...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-418986477311590711?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/418986477311590711/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d418986477311590711\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/418986477311590711"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/418986477311590711"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/why-does-natty-need-spanking.html","title":"Why does Natty need a spanking?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-8106457527528469377"},"published":{"$t":"2009-08-28T15:35:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-08-28T20:04:24.874-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Me on top"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kinky Musings"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"When reality and fantasy meet"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Feminism"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"The perfect body for three-minute porn"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Last year A. requested I make a few sexy videos of myself for his birthday including both dominant and submissive themes. Eager to grant my beloved's birthday wish, I set about creating story lines and writing scripts for the three minutes of video my camera will shoot.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI did so with a muggy dread at seeing my body in all its fullness and folds on camera, peppered with carbuncles, cellulite and bruises in their multicolored stages of healing --  so very \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eun\u003c/span\u003esexy when they aren't on my backside. The video of me as a slave in which I was completely naked was -- and remains -- the most difficult for me to watch. However upon checking myself out in the mirror when I was dressed up in a black lace bra, black stockings, and black garter belt for my dominatrix character, I was surprised to find myself thinking that I looked, well...\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ehot\u003c/span\u003e. Neither was I adverse to watching myself in this costume on video.*\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eFor one of only a few times in my life there was symmetry between my body and the construct. Between the ideal depicted in popular culture, in this case the full-figured dominatrix, and what I was trying to attain in my imagination. It was then I realized that one of the reasons it has been so hard for me to accept my body over the years has been that as someone who has lived much of my imaginary (and sexual) life as a little girl, seeing a fleshy woman with mountainous breasts and lavish hips in the mirror has always been a source of tremendous dissonance.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt's not that my body is devoid of \"little\" characteristics. I'm 5' tall. My feet can fit into shoes as small as size 5 1/2 if they're wide enough. The fingers on those miniature stretchy gloves are often still too long when fitted onto my tiny hands. And the hair stylist I used to go to referred to my hair as \"baby hair\" because it's so thin it slides right through \"adult-sized\" barrettes.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHowever I did not have the body of a child for much of my childhood. I can remember watching \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eAnnie\u003c/span\u003e as a nine-year-old, with Aileen Quinn dressed in dainty cream and navy sailor suits and perky royal blue rompers with puffed pants and wanting terribly to dress like that. To look like that. Except I would have looked laughable in them. Despite being the same age as Aileen/\"Annie,\" I had finally resigned to wearing a bra that year as my C-cup-sized-breasts could not longer be allowed to hang about. A few months ago my grandma presented me with a picture of my 11th birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. I suddenly understood why strangers were so shocked when I told them how old I was. In a my black and white flowered dress with the collar dipping down to breasts bulging against the cotton fabric, I would have sworn I was in my mid-20s.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBeing a woman who is sexually submissive is about being small. Easily overpowered and dominated. You do not see many tall, fat submissives in BDSM porn. Not only is there the cultural aesthetic favoring the thin, but large women also take up too much space with estrogen-rich fat that the male dominant should be filling with testosterone, muscle, and patriarchal authority.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYes, I'd like to see porn with more fat -- and tall -- women playing submissive characters along with their traditional roles as \u003ca href\u003d\"http://mistressmatisse.blogspot.com/2008/02/there-are-certain-questions-i-get-asked.html\"\u003edominatrices\u003c/a\u003e. Though if I'm honest, I know I'm being more than a little hypocritical as I personally would not feel comfortable putting my own body on film for more than my lover to see. It may be that there are spanking porn producers out there who are more open to various body shapes and sizes but simply do not have many larger women auditioning.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI suppose I could say I have the perfect body for a switch. I'm short enough that my feet dangle above the floor when I'm over his knee and I have enough weight to throw around as the demanding domme. The perfect body for my dearest to both pet and worship. The perfect body for three-minute porn just for A.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e_________________\u003cbr /\u003e*Needless to say, neither was A. He was quite pleased with all three.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-8106457527528469377?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/8106457527528469377/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d8106457527528469377\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/8106457527528469377"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/8106457527528469377"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/last-year.html","title":"The perfect body for three-minute porn"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-2159838152240968153"},"published":{"$t":"2009-08-26T20:21:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-08-26T20:33:42.759-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kink and illness"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kinky Musings"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Announcements"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Your potty mouth has a point"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"The word \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003efuck\u003c/span\u003e never crossed my lips until I got sick. Until I got vertigo, to be exact. I had just started my first grown-up (i.e. non academic) job in June 2000. I even had my own cubicle and business cards. Then I woke up the day after Independence Day with everything spinning. When the doctor diagnosed me with labyrinthitis, telling me there was nothing that he could do and I just had to wait up to 6 weeks for it to leave on its own, I walked to the bus stop across the street from my clinic and let out a torrent of \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eFuck! Fuck! Fuck!\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTurns out, it may have been a good coping mechanism. Indeed, \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1910691,00.html\"\u003ethis study\u003c/a\u003e shows that swearing actually can help reduce the intensity of pain -- something else that increased a great deal once I got sick. And needless to say, I swear like a sailor now. Though, according to the psychologist who did the study, the more you swear, the less effective it may be.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo now you have a very good excuse the next time you yell out a \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003efuck!\u003c/span\u003e or a \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eshit\u003c/span\u003e! during a particularly painful beating. I mean, it's \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003escientific evidence\u003c/span\u003e!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eA new, more substantive post about body size and kink is forthcoming. Illness and other events have conspired to limit my blogging of late, but not my thinking. Hopefully I'll be sharing some of those thoughts I've been itching to blog about in the next day or so.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd there are only a few more days left in the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/wooden-anniversary.html\"\u003eNatty's Spanking Blog Fifth Anniversary contest\u003c/a\u003e. I'd so love it if you'd stop by and help me celebrate my half a decade of blogging!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-2159838152240968153?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/2159838152240968153/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d2159838152240968153\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"3 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/2159838152240968153"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/2159838152240968153"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/your-potty-mouth-has-point.html","title":"Your potty mouth has a point"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"3"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-7963737862014906156"},"published":{"$t":"2009-08-17T00:54:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-08-17T01:22:28.520-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kinky Musings"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Church and kink"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"politics"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Five fantasies I'd like to forget"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"There are some spanking fantasies that have been with me for decades and are still as powerful as the day they first emerged from my psyche.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eLike a medieval monastery fantasy I dreamed up during my sophomore year in high school that is woefully inaccurate historically, but still makes an appearance some nights when the lights are out (and begs to be written down). Come to think of it, there were a number of medieval fantasies that I had during high school --  all of which I still enjoy to this day.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBut there are some fantasies I had when I was younger and less politically aware that make me cringe now.  Or were even embarrassing at the time but my spanko imagination couldn't help itself. Below are five fantasies I'd like to forget:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"\u003e1. Binyamin Netanyahu\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYou have to appreciate my non-kink life to understand how embarrassing this one is. Prior to becoming ill, I was an academic who studied an aspect of the Israel/Palestine conflict and at one point in grad school protested in front of the Israeli Embassy in Washington chanting \"Netanyahu hey hey hey, how many kids did you kill today?!.\" My politics have changed substantially from 8-9th grade when I was a good little Evangelical Republican who woke up at 6am during summer vacation to swoon over Ollie North at the Iran-Contra hearings (though, oddly enough, I don't remember having spanking fantasies about him).\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe fantasy I had about Netanyahu went as follows: I'd be in Jerusalem studying...something (you must indulge me regarding specifics as this was a fantasy from over two decades ago). For reasons that are utterly lost on me now, I'd end up amnesiacal in front of the Netanyahu residence where they would take me in and I'd become their adopted daughter and he'd be the strict daddy. I have some vague memory of doing something naughty that merited a severe spanking, but I'm afraid I can't remember exactly what it was (being out late maybe?).\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo there. That is my most bizarre and embarrassing fantasy ever. \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eEver\u003c/span\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"\u003e2. Mu'ammar al-Qadhaafi\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThis one is a very close second as Qadhaafi is the kookiest damn \"Leader and Guide of the Revolution\" ever to grace the League of Arab States. But it was 1986 and we'd just bombed Libya and I'd heard about how his adopted daughter had been killed. The idea that he had adopted a daughter -- and was mourning her loss -- gave him a sort of \"caring daddy\" image. Yet I was also a devout Evangelical girl with martyr fantasies. Combine devoted patriarch with cruel Oriental sheikh and a fantasy emerged where I was captured and forced to renounce my faith. When I refused, I was beaten severely. However I was able to finally win him over with my sensitive attention to his grief. It filled many a night with warm, tingling feelings I didn't understand; I just knew I kind of liked them.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThough I wish it might have been a real Oriental sheikh rather than some loony, flamboyant, wannabe Maoist.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"\u003e3. Ronald Reagan\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAgain this was during my Republican youth and is a bit convoluted. It starts with a story that involves a crusty, stern grandfather and generous big brother who goes off to war and dies. This story would then be bought by Hollywood and I would be cast as his errant granddaughter (who would be getting spanked, of course) and Ronald Reagan, deciding to do a bit more acting after leaving the Oval Office, as the grandfather.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNot only is this fantasy utterly ridiculous, but as a pinko commie liberal (actually I'm too left wing to even be a liberal) the idea of being spanked by a guy who beat protesters, was economically reckless, subverted the Constitution to fund death squads, and dissociated Americans from the very government they comprise (to name just a few of my problems with his presidency) makes me wince a bit now.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"\u003e4. A College Group Pastor\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI have fantasized about almost every single pastor I've ever had save for a few. However one of the college group pastors I had was a guy I had very little respect for as a person (he was arrogant, thick, and manipulative), and when I fantasized about him spanking me, I couldn't help but feel a bit dirty. He had small children and we were Baptists so the topic of spanking was sprinkled throughout conversation, which invariably led me to imagine him spanking me for various misdeeds. When he left his wife and kids to run off with a girl from our college group a few years later (actually both of the college pastors I had went on to do this), I felt even dirtier.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e5. Professor and Skipper from \"Gilligan's Island\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\"\u003c/span\u003e:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI couldn't have been older than six, but might have been as young as five. It's not so much that I'm terribly embarrassed about \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ewho \u003c/span\u003eI was fantasizing about. They aren't your typical strict daddy stereotypes, but they can certainly work in a spanking fantasy. It's that my enthusiasm for this fantasy to be realized led me to tell some kids at the playground I was actually going to be on \"Gilligan's Island,\" which was especially difficult given that the show was no longer being filmed. It only took me another year or so before I was old enough to understand what an ass I'd made of myself with the neighbor kids.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"\u003eUnusual fantasies that I'm not necessarily ashamed of but are, admittedly, weird: \u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eSupreme Court Justice David Souter\u003c/span\u003e: He was a single man who spent his nights alone reading law texts when George H.W. Bush appointed him, giving him an Atticus Finch sort of aura. The fact that he moved to the left over the years with me made that aura even stronger.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eUncle Jesse from the \"Dukes of Hazzard\"\u003c/span\u003e: I was seven. He threatened to give Bo and Luke a whipping. I think I even thought up a whole fantasy but can't remember it now.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eJohn Sager\u003c/span\u003e: When I was in sixth grade I went through a phase where I was obsessed with all things related to \u003ca href\u003d\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Whitman\"\u003eMarcus\u003c/a\u003e and \u003ca href\u003d\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissa_Whitman\"\u003eNarcissa Whitman\u003c/a\u003e. In reading about them, I also read a lot about the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sager_orphans\"\u003eSager orphans\u003c/a\u003e they adopted, the oldest of whom was John, who had to parent his younger siblings on the Oregon Trail until they reached the Whitman Mission.  In \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.amazon.com/Oregon-Honore-Morrow/dp/0688104940\"\u003eone story\u003c/a\u003e I read, he gave one of his younger sisters a spanking when she got out of bed to play while she was sick -- not to mention was spanked himself in that book if I remember correctly (I should also note the book was so historically inaccurate it might as well have been fiction). Needless to say, I was in love, albeit with someone who had died 140 years earlier.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eA father ant\u003c/span\u003e: In fourth grade I wrote a seven page story about a family of ants with a father who was so real in my mind that I imagined being his naughty little girl ant. I'm not even exactly sure how one ant would spank another ant.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo there you have it, dear reader. As if getting spanked isn't embarrassing enough, I've now outed my very active but remarkably strange imagination.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eAnd don't forget\u003c/span\u003e the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/wooden-anniversary.html\"\u003e5th blogiversary contest\u003c/a\u003e continues. Please come help me celebrate my half decade of blogging about spanking.\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-7963737862014906156?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/7963737862014906156/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d7963737862014906156\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/7963737862014906156"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/7963737862014906156"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/five-fantasies-id-like-to-forget.html","title":"Five fantasies I'd like to forget"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-4924924257145445248"},"published":{"$t":"2009-08-09T23:22:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-08-27T00:13:55.644-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Announcements"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"The wooden anniversary"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/Sn_BT1_CSCI/AAAAAAAAAQE/IoUEaFQYOk0/s1600-h/Birthday+bum.JPG\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 144px;\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/Sn_BT1_CSCI/AAAAAAAAAQE/IoUEaFQYOk0/s200/Birthday+bum.JPG\" alt\u003d\"\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368221827502065698\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:85%;\"\u003e(A birthday bum)*\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe traditional gift for the fifth anniversary is wood. Or something made of wood. Both of which seem entirely appropriate for the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2004/08/beginning-my-spanking-blog.html\"\u003efifth anniversary\u003c/a\u003e of a blog about spanking.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eFor most of those five years A. and I have talked about having a contest on this blog but have never quite gotten around to it. However since someone should get a present being that it's a birthday -- not to mention a spanking -- we decided this would be the perfect occasion for a contest.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhy Should Natty Get A Spanking?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTo enter this contest, you must complete the following sentence in 10 words or less (for a maximum total of 15 words):\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Natty needs a spanking because _______________ .\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI must warn you that A. is a curmudgeon of an editor (which I always find yummy hot) so make sure your entry is grammatically correct, spelled properly, apostrophes are in the right place, etc. Entries will be judge on creativity and general cleverness (i.e. it's totally subjective). You can submit entries either in the comments section of this post or you may email them to me at nattyspanked [at] yahoo [dot] com.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe deadline for entries is \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eAugust 31st at 11:59pm\u003c/span\u003e, Pacific Standard Time (8 hours behind UK time; 3 hours behind the East Coast). A. arrives on September 28th so he'll be here to help me pick the winner sometime in early October and administer the prize.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd what is that prize? You get to direct A. in spanking me over Twitter with accompanying TwitPics. You get to pick the implement(s), the position(s), and the number of strokes. Note that my health issues (i.e. being on blood thinners) will present some constraints, which I will appraise the winner of before the spanking commences.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eOR\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eA handmade wankin' spankin' tool similar to the one pictured in \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2007/01/bend-me-over-like-beckham.html\"\u003ethis post\u003c/a\u003e but with a handle in your choice of cording or ribbon. It can, of course, also be used by a partner, but it will hurt more. ::grin::\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eAND\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI'm in the process of putting together a book compiling my best posts and all of my stories, including one or two that have not been previously posted. The winner of this contest will receive the first copy, which should be out around December.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYou may have noticed that I finally got around to completing what I hadn't quite finished for \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2008/08/nsbs-fourth-birthday.html\"\u003elast year's anniversary\u003c/a\u003e, namely, creating a banner of my very own. It's only taken me a year to get a working scanner (though I still can't get the printer part to print black \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003etext\u003c/span\u003e...but I digress). The header of this blog now sports a cute drawing by A. referencing a popular pin-up girl from his youth.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNow I just have to figure out how to make my banner available for others to use (i.e. toplists)...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e______________________\u003cbr /\u003e*\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:85%;\"\u003eYes, that really is my bottom with a lit candle between my cheeks. I took the picture for A.'s birthday a few years ago. It seemed more appropriate for this post than a cake\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-4924924257145445248?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/4924924257145445248/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d4924924257145445248\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/4924924257145445248"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/4924924257145445248"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/wooden-anniversary.html","title":"The wooden anniversary"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/Sn_BT1_CSCI/AAAAAAAAAQE/IoUEaFQYOk0/s72-c/Birthday+bum.JPG","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-6863137274996107745"},"published":{"$t":"2009-08-01T22:00:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-08-01T23:11:08.168-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"VibeReview fantasies"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"VibeReview Fantasy: Anal Douche"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/anal_douche?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003e\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SnUlWH_qPbI/AAAAAAAAAPc/8IvtMX5zTvo/s1600-h/anal-douche.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SnUlWH_qPbI/AAAAAAAAAPc/8IvtMX5zTvo/s200/anal-douche.jpg\" alt\u003d\"\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365235593115221426\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I know a little girl who's about to have her bottom washed out and spanked.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThis was Nanny Bea's traditional remedy for crankiness. Though its initial effect was to further deepen the scowl clouding Natty's face.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No!\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Then I suggest you eat your dinner, young lady.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"But...I had chicken soup last night. And we never have pizza.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"You're still getting over a cold and soup is better for you.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNatty glared at her soup. Folded her arms. Kicked her feet, one after the other, against the legs of the chair.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"That's it,\" snapped Nanny Bea. \"Off to the corner, please.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Okay, okay. I'll eat my soup!\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Indeed you will after you've had some time in the corner and over my knee.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNatty gulped. Pursed her lips. Contorted her face into the most pathetic of pleas.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I'm not going to ask you again, young lady,\" stated Nanny Bea, who was already halfway to the bathroom.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWith a sigh and a whimper, a truly melancholy Natty stood slowly from her chair and shuffled over to the familiar meeting place of the north and west walls. Hearing the water running in the nearby bathroom sink made her tummy twitter and tighten, not to mention gave her bottom a rather foreboding tingle.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Natalie Samantha, come here please.\" Nanny Bea was always polite, even when she was very stern.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNatty straggled over to the sofa where Nanny was sitting with a towel draped over her lap. Next to her on the end table was a hairbrush, an anal bulb syringe, two latex gloves, a slender red butt plug, and a tube of lubricant. At least it wasn't a full bag. But...it – the bulb and its contents – were still going inside her and it gave Natty a shiver.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Take off your pajama bottoms and panties and lay over my lap, please.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNatty pouted as she slid down her red flannel bottoms and pink knickers. Even though Nanny had seen her naked many, many times, Natty always felt self-conscious when her nakedness was combined with...The Thing.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Please don't spank me and...do...you know...I promise I'll eat my soup.\" It was a quiet plea accompanied by sad, imploring eyes and tight, drawn together lips.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Over my lap, please.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWith a huff and a snivel, Natty climbed onto the sofa, sat on her legs, and then lowered herself over Nanny's lap. Nanny Bea picked up the hairbrush. Smoothed and patted Natty's bottom. Delivered twenty sharp smacks to her white, fleshy cheeks leaving Natty kicking and squirming and crying.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOnce Natty's crying had petered to a whimper, Nanny Bea grabbed the latex gloves next to her and put them on. Flipped open the top of the lube and squeezed a small dab onto her index finger. Spread Natty's cheeks and smeared the lubricant on and in her hole. Picked up the bulb and slid the nozzle tip inside Natty's hole.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"It's so poky,\" Natty whined.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"You'll survive.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt took a moment before Natty felt the water flowing inside her. And it just felt...wrong. On so many levels. It left her feeling vulnerable, helpless and little, especially being over Nanny's lap. But she did like it when Nanny stroked her hair and patted her bottom once all the water was inside and her bottom was plugged. Natty knew that the cleaning out was meant for her own good. Meant to make her feel better and cleaner and cared-for. And Nanny Bea did care for Natty a great deal.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYet why did something that was supposed to be so good for a person feel so dreadful?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWhile all the other bloggers are reviewing the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/liv?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003esexiest\u003c/a\u003e -- and \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/we_vibe?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003epriciest\u003c/a\u003e -- new vibrators out there, I have taken it upon myself to appraise the lowly but ever so utilitarian anal douche. Though I can't claim to be all that altruistic as I (and many others) find that the humble anal douche can be a lot more erotic than a fancy vibrator. For others, it is simply a way to make \u003ca href\u003d\"http://books.google.com/books?id\u003doy--HletKRQC\u0026amp;pg\u003dPA165\u0026amp;lpg\u003dPA165\u0026amp;dq\u003danal+syringe+%2B+Nina+Hartley\u0026amp;source\u003dbl\u0026amp;ots\u003dBFE8GbNRRC\u0026amp;sig\u003daDRkFZUeOWk-Hi38DfFnQ0_-3Zo\u0026amp;hl\u003den\u0026amp;ei\u003d8SF1Sq3aGojIsQOCntTtCA\u0026amp;sa\u003dX\u0026amp;oi\u003dbook_result\u0026amp;ct\u003dresult\u0026amp;resnum\u003d1#v\u003donepage\u0026amp;q\u003d\u0026amp;f\u003dfalse\"\u003eback door lovin' cleaner\u003c/a\u003e and more enjoyable. So how does \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/anal_douche?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eVibeReview's Anal Douche\u003c/a\u003e measure up to these tasks?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThis is as simple an anal bulb syringe as you will find. The one I received from \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eVibeReview\u003c/a\u003e has a thick phthalate-free rubber bulb or reservoir, a thin white plastic tube or nozzle that goes on top (and glows in the dark!) and is held in place by a thin, white disc that acts as a washer of sorts. You put the water in the reservoir, attach the nozzle, stick the nozzle in your hole, squirt the water inside, hold it for a bit, and then visit the loo.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAside from it's glow-in-the-dark nozzle, this douche has no frills, like, say a rounded edge on the nozzle that the Fleet enemas you buy at the grocery store have, making plenty of lube an absolute necessity as it is damn pokey (especially should one, say -- and I'm just speaking theoretically here -- suffer from the chief side effect of opiate medications...um...namely, \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003econstipation\u003c/span\u003e, which leads to the chief side effect of constipation...er...um...\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;font-size:78%;\" \u003ehemorrhoids\u003c/span\u003e). And I found the rubber bulb tough as hell to squeeze multiple times (have I mentioned what a weakling I am?) and keep compressed so the water doesn't get sucked back into the reservoir.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBut if you want something cheap that does the job, the anal douche from VibeReview will suffice.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-6863137274996107745?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/6863137274996107745/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d6863137274996107745\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"6 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/6863137274996107745"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/6863137274996107745"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/08/vibereview-fantasy-anal-douche.html","title":"VibeReview Fantasy: Anal Douche"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SnUlWH_qPbI/AAAAAAAAAPc/8IvtMX5zTvo/s72-c/anal-douche.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"6"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-1481558344115562359"},"published":{"$t":"2009-07-24T21:28:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-07-25T23:32:44.632-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kink and illness"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Announcements"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Stay tuned"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Good lord, has it really been a month since I last posted? It feels like it was just last week! How the time flies when you're sick and in pain and your dad's in the hospital and you've got to find a new caregiver (again). Especially when you sleep 12-15 hours a day.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAt least I'm still doing better than 94% of bloggers, who, according to this month's \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.harpers.org/archive/2009/08/page/0013\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eHarper\u003c/span\u003e's Index\u003c/a\u003e, haven't updated their blogs in four months. Not that I'm competitive or anything.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMy \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/06/unspankable.html\"\u003esacroiliac joint\u003c/a\u003e is doing a lot better, and I'm definitely spankable again, even if most of my play has been of the wankin' spankin' sort.* I've been working on a new \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eVibeReview\u003c/a\u003e fantasy (though at this point it may be long enough to stand alone) that should be posted in the coming week, along with (hopefully!) a post about some spanking fantasies I'd rather forget.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMostly I just wanted to say thanks for hanging in there with me and continuing to stop by. And stay tuned. While I may not be the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.betweenmysheets.com/index.php/nominations-for-sexiest-bloggers-of-2009\"\u003esexiest of sex bloggers\u003c/a\u003e, I do have some upcoming posts that I think will be erotic, entertaining, and perhaps even a little enlightening.\u003cbr /\u003e__________________\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e*Don't look at me like that. You know you've done it too. And besides, I gotta toughen my ass up before A. takes a crack at it again.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-1481558344115562359?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/1481558344115562359/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d1481558344115562359\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1481558344115562359"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1481558344115562359"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/07/stay-tuned.html","title":"Stay tuned"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-7785158671220820759"},"published":{"$t":"2009-06-27T18:04:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-06-27T18:05:00.909-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kink and illness"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"And it was good"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eSo God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them...And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Me and my body are not on speaking terms at the moment.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI backtracked as soon as I said it. Even before I saw the strange look Nurse K. gave me.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Well, I mean, obviously I can't \u003cem\u003enot\u003c/em\u003e listen to my body. It's just that between all the pain lately and this fresh freaky hell with the morphine not showing up, I've just been really pissed with it.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe pain I've already explained \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/06/unspankable.html\"\u003ehere\u003c/a\u003e. The morphine was in reference to the drug screen I'm required to have every six months to show I'm actually \u003cem\u003etaking\u003c/em\u003e my morphine (as opposed to, say, selling it). For some reason, while the hydrocodone I take for break-through pain did show up in my system, the morphine did not even though I take the both, along with 16 other daily medications, every morning and evening in carefully allotted doses in two separate pillboxes (actually four pillboxes in total, which those of you who follow me on \u003ca href\u003d\"http://twitter.com/nattys\"\u003eTwitter\u003c/a\u003e hear me whine about filling every Sunday night). And, of course, this had to happen right as I was undergoing one of the worst pain episodes of my life.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI really hate my body sometimes. It can't just be normal and do what it's supposed to do. It has to be complicated, enigmatic, anomalous.*\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMy godfather would scold me right about now. \"You shouldn't hate your body, \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ehabibti\u003c/span\u003e,\" he would say.  \"Your body is made in the image of God.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo God is diseased, fragile, painful and utterly inexplicable?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWell, okay, I'll give you that last one.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThankfully Nurse K. was able to report to me that day that the morphine -- along with the hydrocodone -- did show up in the more sensitive opiate screening my doctor did during my next visit. But it didn't do a whole lot to end my rage.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt's hard not to become almost gnostic when you live in chronic pain and illness. Hard not to think of your body as the enemy. The entity that keeps you bound in suffering and debility. A prison from which you hope you will someday be released.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYes I know. It's the \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eillness\u003c/span\u003e that's the enemy. But neurons and viral DNA and freaky biochemistry are so intangible and disparate. I can see -- and worse --\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e feel\u003c/span\u003e my body, that entirety of neurons and DNA and biochemistry, not to mention sacroiliac joints and shoulders and hips, making it a much easier target for my fury and frustration.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI can't even enjoy sex. My sexuality involves pain but for the last month the mere thought of spanking has made me nauseous. Why couldn't I be into feet or balloons or squirrel costumes? Why does it have to be about getting beaten? I got the bad pain genes; why did I have to get the whip-me genes too?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThough it's not only about spanking.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe last few weeks as my sacroiliac joint has slowly healed, my bottom has been abuzz with desire. I couldn't quite put my finger on what it wanted. God knows, it wasn't for spanking. Mostly just some sort of touch or caress, I think.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMy hole in particular has been agitating for attention and soon my fantasies started turning to rectal thermometers and enemas. With a thick, strong nurse who was both strict and affectionate. Or with A., using the embarrassment that accompanies such an intimate and invasive procedure to punish me for whatever misdeed.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eEnemas fascinate me, despite my lack of experience with them. They're invasive and dominating like anal sex, but with a softer, more infantalizing, and more embarrassing edge. Done for your own good rather than the good of the fucker.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI also found myself thinking about the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/waterproof_p_spot_vibe?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eP-Spot Vibe\u003c/a\u003e. How wonderful it feels in my hole and how it could be used as a sort of punishment (or pseudo-punishment as it would never work as a deterrent for me).\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI imagined being a student in a school that utilizes creative -- if sexually abusive -- punishments.** A. would be the strict -- if dodgy as hell -- headmaster. I'd have been caught for some terribly stereotypical infraction like smoking in the lavatory. My punishment would be an hour with The Probe (aka the P-Spot Vibe). The school matron and secretary would drag me struggling and pleading to a \u003ca href\u003d\"http://dlsrv01.rge-films.com/Shadow/DIR-001/037.jpg\"\u003eLupus-esque bench\u003c/a\u003e, the only thing said struggling and pleading accomplishing is threats of more time with The Probe. And maybe the substitution of a more uncomfortable lubricant.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThere would be the helplessness as I'm strapped down to the bench. The humiliation as the secretary pulls up my skirt and pulls down my panties. The tightness in my gut and my hole as I hear the snap of the latex glove on the matron's hand. The chill of the secretary's hands pulling my cheeks apart. The matron's gooey finger invading my hole. The discomfort of the hard silicone penetrating what should never be penetrated. The degradation of having my most intimate orifice on display for these three relative strangers. And finally the shame that accompanies arousal...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBy Sunday night as I headed for bed I was randy enough to think about wanking. But it was getting late and my medication was kicking in and, well, it's not like it wouldn't be there tomorrow. I slipped under the covers with sleep encroaching when the epiphany struck. Not a particularly profound one, mind you. Indeed it was more like reality smacking me in the face.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI need a body to feel that delicious tingle of arousal. I need a body to feel the wonder and explosive joy of an orgasm. There may be no dislocated sacroiliac joints in a bodiless soul, but there is also no ability to feel your lover caressing your ass. Or the taste of a fresh Oregon strawberry. Or the grainy sound of Bob Dylan. Or the smell of frankincense at Divine Liturgy.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSuddenly I could feel my whole body. The quilt against my calves. The mattress and underquilt beneath my bottom. The breeze from the fan against the skin of my arms. And yes, the sharpness in my right SI joint and the pinched nerve in my right thigh and the mysterious pain in my lower right abdomen and the achiness in my lungs.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eMy body and I were most certainly on speaking terms.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd it was very good.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e____________\u003cbr /\u003e*And, of course, like all women, I have the traditional issues with my body because it's not pretty enough or thin enough or (insert unreasonable cultural expectation for the bodies of women of your choice).\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e**This fantasy would work just as well in a prison scenario, like \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/03/vibereview-fantasy-waterproof-p-spot.html\"\u003ethis one\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-7785158671220820759?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/7785158671220820759/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d7785158671220820759\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/7785158671220820759"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/7785158671220820759"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/06/and-it-was-good.html","title":"And it was good"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-283354774129376702"},"published":{"$t":"2009-06-19T23:26:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-06-20T00:06:23.722-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Announcements"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"A couple of reading assignments"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Before the horror detailed in the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/06/unspankable.html\"\u003elast post\u003c/a\u003e, I was going through a bad illness spell and forgot to give a shout out to \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.blognosh.com/\"\u003eBlog Nosh\u003c/a\u003e, which featured an \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.blognosh.com/2009/05/people-i-could-hang-out-with/\"\u003eold post\u003c/a\u003e of mine about the rather elitist nature of porn. Blog Nosh is an online magazine that publishes a variety of quality, archived blogging. It does tend to be heavy on the mommy blogging, but you will find much there to enjoy whatever your gender or offspring situation.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd since I'm unspankable -- for the moment! -- I thought I'd direct you to a new blog syndication site in the spankosphere, named aptly enough \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.britishspanking.net/\"\u003eWorld's Top Spanking Blogs\u003c/a\u003e but with a bit of a British flavor. What I like about this site is that it's nicely laid out, easy on the eyes (no flashing ads), and focused on text.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOff you go now. You have some reading to do.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-283354774129376702?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/283354774129376702/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d283354774129376702\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/283354774129376702"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/283354774129376702"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/06/couple-of-reading-assignments.html","title":"A couple of reading assignments"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-3927780457158380259"},"published":{"$t":"2009-06-18T00:15:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-06-19T23:07:59.294-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kink and illness"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Unspankable"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"My ass has been so sore the last several days that it hurts to sit much, even on my bed (aka The World's Softest Bed).  And unfortunately, it has nothing to do with spanking.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOn May 29th, I woke up feeling as if someone had driven a railroad spike through the base of my spine. I couldn't walk, sit, stand, or turn over in bed without excruciating pain. A week later at 6:30pm, it abruptly stopped, allowing me to sit again and walk a bit (aided by a cane...or two), though it still hurts quite a lot to stand or turn over in bed.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThis has happened once \u003ca href\u003d\"http://behindthesurface.blogspot.com/2007/09/theres-passage-in-novel-one-day-in-life.html\"\u003ebefore\u003c/a\u003e, also right before my period and also during a month when I'd gotten an extra dose of estrogen (that time I had gone off the progesterone-only pill but this time God only knows why I got the extra dose of hormones). However unlike last time, I had a good idea this time around what exactly was causing my pain because my physical therapist had recently identified weakness in my right sacroiliac joint (where the sacrum at the base of the spine attaches to the pelvis) and given me exercises to strengthen the muscles surrounding the area (which I have been doing religiously, especially as I can do them laying in bed and if that's not enough incentive, there's always A. with a clothesbrush). That extra batch of estrogen made my ligaments even more lax than they already are, leaving my sacroiliac joint even more unstable.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIn normal human beings, this is a very, very stable joint with super thick, strong ligaments to keep it in place. In me, it slips and slides around like a kid on wet plastic in the hot summer sun. It's not my only joint that does this. I've had two surgeries to correct unstable joints (right ankle and knee). My fingers, elbows, hips -- all pop in and out of place.  And since junior high I haven't been able throw a ball over hand using either arm without the shoulder coming completely out of joint and then popping back in.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd yes, it feels just as icky as it sounds.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAfter talking with my physical therapist, she's recommending I start using a walker until it heals up (though my insurance company at the moment won't approve said walker). I also have a brace to help it stay in place, but the brace presses down on an already pinched lateral femoral cutaneous nerve in my right thigh.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI'm a real piece of work.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAt any rate, it means no spanking. Though my pain level has dropped enough that I can actually \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ethink\u003c/span\u003e about spanking again. As well as, maybe, a strict nurse with an enema bag...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-3927780457158380259?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/3927780457158380259/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d3927780457158380259\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/3927780457158380259"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/3927780457158380259"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/06/unspankable.html","title":"Unspankable"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-2550414785359453117"},"published":{"$t":"2009-05-23T22:25:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-05-29T01:07:28.005-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kinky Musings"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Putting me in my place"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"I've been having the same fantasy for months now. It's a fairly straight forward one: a punishment that begins with A. sending me to the corner to think about what I've done while he gets out the implements and straight-backed chair.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eInitially I spent my reveries working out the details of going to the corner, draping myself over his lap, being whacked with the ping pong paddle (or rubber paddle -- implements that cause only surface bruising), squirming and kicking, crying. And of course, because it's fantasy, the spanking gets more and more severe. Involves more implements. An extra sojourn to the corner. Time over pillows on the bed.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHowever after awhile I noticed my focus had shifted to the dialogue. Each night I drifted off to sleep concentrating on what would be said and in what order. Editing the language to make it more stern, more infantalizing, more cheeky or more desperate. And the sharper it got, the more tingly things got between my legs.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eEventually I'd honed the conversation to a point where I simply had to write it down. Remembering it each night was getting to be a pain. It's nothing particularly clever or original. And the language isn't an exact match of what A. and I really sound like (though it's remarkably close). But it does articulate the place I imagine going emotionally and physically. And the more child-like I'm treated, the hotter it gets for me.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Tell me again why you are going to be punished?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Because I didn't go to bed when I was supposed to...\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"And how late were you?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Just three minutes on Tuesday. But, um, an hour and a half on Friday and an hour and forty minutes on Saturday.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"And why were you up so late on those two nights?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Cause, um, I was online...\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Did you forget to set the alarm?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No, Sir. I just kept thinking that I only needed a few more minutes.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"So you disregarded the alarm?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No. I hit the snooze button cause I thought I just needed a few more minutes.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"How many times did you hit the snooze button?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Um...uh...um...7 or 8 times I think.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Seven or eight times?! That sounds a lot like disregarding the alarm to me.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No. I just...I mean, I didn't \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003emean\u003c/span\u003e to. I wasn't \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eintending\u003c/span\u003e to disregard it.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"How do you do something 7 or 8 times without intending to?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I...I, um, I...I dunno...I just...I didn't mean to...\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"It would not be a good idea to argue with me, young lady.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I'm not arguing, Sir. Just...explaining how -- \"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"--You're arguing.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI pause. And scowl. And purse my lips tightly together in an effort to choke back the reasonable explanation/cheeky argument dying to come out. And look down at the carpet.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Yes, Sir. Sorry, Sir.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Look at me.\" A. grabs my chin and pushes it up so that my eyes meet his. \"Now explain again, why is it important for you to go to bed on time?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Cause I feel more sick if I don't get enough sleep.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"That's right. Little girls who are sick need to rest. And when was the last time I had to punish you for going to bed late?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Last week.\" Sigh.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Tsk, tsk. So clearly last week's punishment wasn't hard enough.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"It was hard enough. I just -- \"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"-- Are you arguing with me again?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI'm not sure how to answer this question. If I say \"yes, I \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eam\u003c/span\u003e arguing,\" it almost sounds defiant. But if I say no, well, that would definitely be arguing even more. So I just hang my head, purse my lips, and look at the carpet. A. grabs my chin and snaps it up again.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"If I have to warn you about arguing with me one more time, you're going to be holding a bar of soap in your mouth during your punishment, is that clear?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Yes, Sir.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"So, was last week's punishment severe enough?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No, Sir,\" I say just above a whisper.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No, it wasn't. And what happens to naughty little girls who continually miss their bedtimes – not to mention are cheeky and contrary?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"They get punished.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"And how do they get punished?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"They get spanked.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"That's right. They have their jimjams and knickers taken down, are taken over the knee and get their backsides tanned.  Lift up your shirt.\" (In another variation of this fantasy I'm wearing my pink dress and have to lift that up rather than my pajama top.)\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Please don't spank me! Please! I promise I'll go to bed on time this week,\" I plead even as I lift up my top.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Oh, you'll be going to bed on time after I get through with you.\" He grabs hold of my pajama bottoms. \"Let's get these down.\" With a quick tug, they are swimming around my ankles. \"Right. Over my lap, please.\" Without hesitation, but without a great deal of speed either, I step to his right side and drape myself over his lap. \"This, I'm afraid, is really going to hurt,\" he declares while stroking my hair.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThere's no warm up. Using the ping pong paddle, he peppers my fleshy panty-clad cheeks with hard, sharp whacks all the while deploring my cheekiness and bemoaning my poor choices. The pain is searing and surprising. I start to panic somewhat as he turns to lamenting the less than dignified position in which I find myself.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"How very shameful, having someone take down your jimjam bottoms and spank you like a child. Just disgraceful.\" He keeps whacking with a fast, heavy hand. \"And since your last spanking was so clearly a waste of time, I'm going to make sure I get every last inch of your bottom and thighs with this paddle in the hope that I won't have to do it again any time soon.\" That's the cue for him to stop just long enough to pull my panties in between my cheeks giving him a bare canvass to paint with the ping pong paddle.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd paint he does. There's no counting. Just minute after agonizing minute of hot pain accompanying a stern lecture about how disappointing it is to see that I've chosen to waste my precious energy on roaming the internet late into the night rather than getting the sleep I need to get stronger. About my shocking lack of deference when being addressed. When I'm asked a question I'm to answer respectfully and without quarreling. About how this penchant for arguing demonstrates the same unrelenting willfulness that keeps me from going to bed when I should, or keeps me on the computer for longer than I should be, or frittering away my energy when I should be saving it. And if it takes all afternoon, he's going to beat that willfulness out of me.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOf course, when I did get spanked over the phone with the ping pong paddle earlier this week for exceeding my allotted time online (which I'm doing again at this very moment, ugh!), I'd forgotten just how much that damn thing \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ehurts\u003c/span\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"It never seems to hurt as much in the fantasy,\" I pouted as my backside smarted.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eA., who too has experienced the dissonance between beatings in fantasy and reality, concurred.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No. No it doesn't.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-2550414785359453117?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/2550414785359453117/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d2550414785359453117\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/2550414785359453117"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/2550414785359453117"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/05/putting-me-in-my-place.html","title":"Putting me in my place"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-9012955533658986731"},"published":{"$t":"2009-05-12T00:24:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-05-12T00:35:57.260-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kink and illness"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Come to bed with ME"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://www.mefreeforall.org/\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 320px;\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SgjyMzoq2BI/AAAAAAAAAOU/inZiEcAs67E/s320/ComeToBedWithME-ROOD-3.jpg\" alt\u003d\"\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334780060453492754\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:85%;\"\u003e(I love tag line, but I wish the poster were a bit more kinky)\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eToday is International Neuroendocrineimmune Disorders Awareness Day -- including ME/CFS -- during a week dedicated to ME/CFS Awareness. A couple of years ago I used this day \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2007/05/mecfids-awareness-day-being-understood.html\"\u003eto talk\u003c/a\u003e a bit about what ME/CFS is.  At my non-kink blog I've commemorated the day in years past by listing what \u003ca href\u003d\"http://behindthesurface.blogspot.com/2006/05/list-of-loss.html\"\u003eI've lost\u003c/a\u003e due to this illness, as well as what \u003ca href\u003d\"http://behindthesurface.blogspot.com/2007/05/gifts-of-illness.html\"\u003eI've gained\u003c/a\u003e from the experience of illness. This year I thought I'd describe what it's like to have ME/CFS, in addition to the example of an \u003ca href\u003d\"http://behindthesurface.blogspot.com/2006/03/dying-days.html\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eX-Files\u003c/span\u003e phenomena\u003c/a\u003e I used a few years back.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHere in bed with ME/CFS, you feel like you have the flu. Your throat hurts. Your joints burn. Your heart beats like mad. You feel chilled, profoundly weak, slightly nauseous, light-headed, mushy-brained, and just...icky. I wish I knew a more specific and/or scientific word to replace icky. It's almost like your blood has been replaced with poison. You feel dreadful. Vile. Horrible. Nasty.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eAnd on top of that...\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eYou've got a hangover. Everything smells so strong. The lights are so bright. Loud noise grates on your last nerve, as well as that throbbing in your head just behind your eyes and at the base of your skull. And you might still be a bit tipsy because your spatial perception is off (if I try to do that test where you close your eyes and touch your finger to your nose, I hit my cheek or my eye), not to mention you can't walk a straight line. Sometimes the room just spins.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eAnd on top of that...\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSomeone is giving you low-grade electric shock torture and doing voodoo on you with a knitting needle. Most of the time it's a constant burning sensation throughout your whole body punctuated by arbitrary 5-30 second jolts of sharp sharp pain in completely random places -- your ear, your belly, your right arm, your left heel. (The burning sensation and the arbitrary jolts get markedly worse whenever I have an acute infection, especially if I have a fever.) And you have this weird buzzing sensation in random places too. As if a bumblebee or hummingbird were just beneath your skin. It doesn't hurt, but it's...weird.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eAnd on top of that...\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIf you also have fibromyalgia (which up to 70% of ME/CFS patients do), you feel like you just had your first day on a chain gang breaking rocks in a quarry. Or that you went to the gym yesterday and worked out harder than you ever have in your entire life by far. Every muscle in your body burns and aches and is so stiff you can hardly move. You want to curl up in bed and sleep, but the kicker is \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eyou can't\u003c/span\u003e. You just lay there, though eventually you get up just to move a bit because your muscles have petrified and the stiffness is agonizing. You wish you could go to bed at a normal time and get up at a normal time, but your body runs on its own clock that, unfortunately, is not during normal business hours.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAll of that. All the time. That's what it feels like in this bed. That's what it's like to have ME/CFS.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOne million Americans have it -- more than have MS or breast cancer -- but it's among \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.govtrack.us/congress/record.xpd?id\u003d109-h20050524-59\"\u003ethe bottom\u003c/a\u003e in diseases funded by the National Institutes for Health. The main reason for that is because most people don't take a disease named \"chronic fatigue syndrome\" seriously.  However, as you can see, it's not just being tired. It's as/or more debilitating than congestive heart disease, multiple sclerosis, lupus, or end-stage renal disease.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo what can you do?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e1. Donate money to fund research into what's causing this disease and how to treat it. Organizations include:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.cfids.org/ecommerce/donations.asp\"\u003eCFIDS Association of America\u003c/a\u003e - great advocates who have funded great research\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.wpinstitute.org/\"\u003eWhittemore-Peterson Institute\u003c/a\u003e - first clinic devoted exclusively to research and treatment\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.iacfsme.org/Home/IACFSMEDonation/IACFSMEResearchFund/tabid/362/Default.aspx\"\u003eIASCFSME\u003c/a\u003e - the main professional organization of ME/CFS clinicians and researchers\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.investinme.org/helpus.htm\"\u003eInvest in ME \u003c/a\u003e- a UK organization doing superb advocacy and research\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.cfsrf.com/\"\u003eCFS Research Foundation\u003c/a\u003e - UK group doing cutting-edge genetic research\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e2. Let your elected officials know you want them to fund more biomedical research into the causes and treatments of ME/CFS. The CFIDS Association has a great \"\u003ca href\u003d\"http://capwiz.com/cfids/home/\"\u003eVirtual Lobby Day\u003c/a\u003e\" page to make this as easy as possible.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIf you're still reading, thank you. If you can help out, thank you even more! You can bet that if I ever get my hands on a treatment for this disease, there will plenty of spanking (both getting and receiving) and kinky writing to keep us all happy for a very long time.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-9012955533658986731?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/9012955533658986731/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d9012955533658986731\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/9012955533658986731"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/9012955533658986731"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/05/come-to-bed-with-me.html","title":"Come to bed with ME"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SgjyMzoq2BI/AAAAAAAAAOU/inZiEcAs67E/s72-c/ComeToBedWithME-ROOD-3.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-5693367261129442312"},"published":{"$t":"2009-05-07T17:02:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-05-07T23:49:10.399-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kink and illness"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"When reality and fantasy meet"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Will you please call me Cordelia?"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cblockquote style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e\"Will you please call me Cordelia?\" she said eagerly.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Call you Cordelia! Is that your name?\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No-o-o, it's not exactly my name, but I would love to be called Cordelia. It's such a perfectly elegant name...\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"...Unromantic fiddlesticks!\" said the unsympathetic Marilla.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Do you never imagine things different from what they really are? asked Anne wide-eyed.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"No.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Oh!\" Anne drew a long breath. \"Oh, Miss -- Marilla, how much you miss!\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"I don't believe in imagining things different from what they really are,\" retorted Marilla. \"When the Lord puts us in certain circumstances He doesn't mean for us to imagine them away.\"\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnne Shirley has been a kindred spirit ever since I first watched the Kevin Sullivan production of the classic book by L.M. Montgomery.  The first time I heard her talk about \"so much view for the imagination,\" I remember thinking, \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003esomeone else thinks like that too?\u003c/span\u003e followed quickly by \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eoh but you're not supposed to say that out loud!\u003c/span\u003e Like Anne I spend a lot of time in my imagination. And when you spend the overwhelming majority of your time alone (and in bed to boot) the imagination can become your permanent place of residency.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eFor the last four years now I have required an in-home caregiver. I don't know why, but I always imagined she'd be a thick Germanic sort of woman. Probably based on a character in a cartoon or TV show that I've long since forgotten. She'd be no nonsense, of course. A bit like Marilla, though more affectionate. She'd have hands as hard as bed slats, to borrow Harper Lee's phrasing. With the personality of, say, Thelma Ritter in \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eRear Window\u003c/span\u003e. Or \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2005/10/why-is-everyone-so-anti-enema-all-of.html\"\u003emy nurse\u003c/a\u003e when I was in the hospital with my first pulmonary embolism (Nurse K. might well fit too, though she has some subby inclinations). She'd be discerning, dependable, and devoted. And she would definitely be the one in charge, with the hairbrush to prove it.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe reality, of course, is completely different.  It's having a total stranger come into your home when you've just waken up and every dish you own is scattered about the kitchen counters and the laundry is a smelly mound Sir Edmund Hillary would have found a thrilling climb. It's having a total stranger who doesn't understand that while you may look perfectly healthy because you're young, not paralyzed on one side, and still have most of your wits about you, you're not. It's having a total stranger handle your belongings both precious and intimate.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIndeed the very first day with my very first caregiver ended with laundry soap all over the bathroom, a hardwood floor stripped with dark grime after being mopped, and a LCD screen sporting a giant crack after she tripped over the cord and sent my laptop flying (to be fair, that last one was mostly my fault for leaving my laptop in a precarious position). I burst into tears upon her departure. The agency actually fired her a couple of months later after she repeatedly failed to show up for work. I felt badly for her because she had no telephone but did have a child with a father who wasn't particularly helpful with childcare. Yet she was obviously in the wrong line of work.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt got better after that. Her replacement, J., was as perfect a non-kinky caregiver as I could want. Her first day she simply went about tidying up the disarray of my home without needing a great deal of instruction. And when she came across kinky toys that I had forgotten to put away, she never said a word. Just set them aside and went about her work. I was heartbroken a year and a half later when the agency she worked for dumped all of us county-paid clients. The county then moved us all to the only other agency they were contracted with and J. wouldn't work for them. I didn't blame her. The pay was shit and they effectively didn't provide health insurance. Which meant that her replacement wasn't nearly as good.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThis last January I was switched to a different program which doubled my monthly allotment of caregiving hours. But with this new program, I have to hire my caregiver. And I hate calling strangers on the phone. With the old program, the agency just sent me someone. If I didn't like the person, I could ask for a new one but the agency was really the boss. Now I am and it feels...weird.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe first woman I hired, G.,  had the potential to be another J. But she had to quit after three months when she got a job that provided health insurance. I quickly hired S. as she worked for a woman just across the hall. S. could sense the ambivalence in my direction and promptly decided to take charge herself, which,  on her second day, included replacing my old laundry baskets and handing me the bill. I hate conflict and since it was only $4.50, decided that was cheaper than mustering the energy to say no. Later that day she decried the clutter in my apartment and, after asking me if it was because of my illness that I'd \"let the place go,\" notified me that she wanted to completely reorganize everything. Yes, there is clutter in my apartment though, while not nice to look at, it is neatly piled on shelves and out of the way.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThis was not exactly the sort of bossy I was looking for.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo I mustered the energy to sit her down the next day and explain that I appreciated her ambition but I needed to channel that ambition based on my priorities, not hers. In addition, if she made me feel self-conscious about everything, she was not going to work out. She apologized, acknowledged that I was the boss, and agreed to follow my agenda. I thought it was going to work out after that. But, alas, she switched to a more passive-aggressive approach, telling me how I needed to replace this or that, including my vacuum as it hurt her shoulder. When she emailed me a few days later to tell me she was quitting because her shoulder hurt and her doctor told her to cut back on work, I was relieved. Fake excuses do make the world a happier place, no?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBut that left me needing to hire yet another new Home Care Worker. And calling more strangers from among a list of names. It took me almost a week before I even looked at the HCW list and a few more days before I started calling potential caregivers. While my phone phobia could explain some of my procrastination, there was clearly more to my dawdling.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAs I sat and thought about my feelings, I realized that, along with my continuing resentment over not being able to do my own cooking and cleaning, was fear and vulnerability. Will the new HCW understand that I really am sick, despite my seemingly healthy exterior? Will I have to prove I'm truly deserving of in-home care? Being fat makes me particularly paranoid about being seen as lazy. And what if she happens upon my toys? Will she freak out? I'm tired of putting together task lists and care plans (I haven't ever even bothered with creating a job application or seeking/checking references as apparently I'm supposed to). Being my own HR person is exhausting. I just want someone to simply take care of me already.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIn the end, here alone all the time, it's so easy to slip into my imaginary world with my imaginary caregiver who already understands how ME/CFS works and will make me rest. Who understands and shares my kinkiness. Who doesn't need me to list every last thing that needs to be done but just...knows.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWhile I don't know if it was God, karma, fate, or whatever that put me in the circumstances that I'm in, Marilla's point that I'm not meant to imagine them away has a great deal of merit. Once I awake from my reverie, the real world is still here requiring my action. I can whine all I want about how hard it is. And like Anne begging to be called Cordelia, I can beg for life to be like it is in my imagination, but at the end of the day she was still Anne -- with an \"e\" -- and I still need to hire somebody to come do my laundry.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTonight will be my first day with my newest HCW. I'm sure she won't be the caregiver of my imagination. And I don't even know if she'll be as perfect as J. was. But so far we've talked on the phone so much this week I feel like we're already friends. She cheerfully agreed to work my dream schedule and even volunteered to call my caseworker to make certain her pay is arranged (at least I don't have to deal with paychecks and tax withholdings), so I feel hopeful.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHowever it will be the alarm on my cell phone telling me when to go to bed tonight, the heart monitor I will be getting in the mail soon to telling me when I need to rest, and the good folks at \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.librivox.org/\"\u003eLibriVox\u003c/a\u003e telling me bedtime stories.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThough I can \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eimagine\u003c/span\u003e it's a strict nurse slapping a hairbrush against her palm...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-5693367261129442312?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/5693367261129442312/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d5693367261129442312\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/5693367261129442312"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/5693367261129442312"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/05/will-you-please-call-me-cordelia.html","title":"Will you please call me Cordelia?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-1073030337593803450"},"published":{"$t":"2009-04-24T23:59:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-04-25T01:17:03.950-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"startled"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"The UN Spanking Court"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Bit of a startle on Jon Stewart last night in\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId\u003d225139\u0026amp;title\u003dSh#t-That%27s-Never-Gonna-Happen---Global-Currency\"\u003e a segment\u003c/a\u003e entitled \"Sh#it That's Never Gonna Happen\" in which he details how conservatives are so worried about the UN telling them they won't be able to spank their kids, that our fair nation has yet to sign the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child -- the only other country that hasn't being Somalia. \"The UN Spanking Court?\" balked Stewart in response to the fears of conservatives. \"Not gonna happen.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThough an international court that utilized spanking...Now that one has a bit of fodder for fantasy...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eActually I had a friend, K., who was from Sweden, a nation which had banned the spanking of children.  K.'s father was a policeman who would be ostensibly enforcing said law. However when young K. pointed out to his dad that his ass was now safe, his father promptly replied that he would continue to take K. over his knee whenever he damn well felt it was merited. Interestingly enough, K. grew up to be a UN peacekeeper where he learned first hand how (in)effective UN treaties are.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI must confess that my lack of blogging this last week is probably a result of my having developed a Twitter fixation. It's like being able to hang out with friends without having to expend the energy required for instant messaging or actually going out. However while it may meet some of my socialization needs (which cannot be underestimated when one is housebound), it's ultimately not a replacement for proper blogging which I hope to return to in the coming week.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThough Twitter isn't exclusively to blame. I am in the process of analyzing my activity level and how best to balance my need for rest with my need to interact with the outside world. Can't say I've come to any concrete conclusions yet, which is why my posting has been so erratic lately. I can say my blogging will continue; I just don't know how much and how frequently yet.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI'd talk more, but my medication has kicked in and I don't know how much longer I'll be coherent. ;-)\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-1073030337593803450?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/1073030337593803450/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d1073030337593803450\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1073030337593803450"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/1073030337593803450"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/04/un-spanking-court.html","title":"The UN Spanking Court"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-7778250716523277183"},"published":{"$t":"2009-04-11T00:18:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-04-11T00:44:33.629-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Announcements"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"I'll probably get spanked for this post..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Ah, dear reader, I have not forgotten you. Indeed I have missed you all a great deal these last few weeks as I've padded the blog with obligatory repostings.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eRecently I've been trying out a new internet regime as part of my effort to rest more. My time online is limited to two and a half hours and damn does it go fast. The new regime has produced results. I've felt stronger and had less pain this last week. Now I just have to figure out how to spend less time reading every fascinating thing I stumble upon (not to mention Twittering), and more time strategically spending my allotted minutes blogging.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIn the meantime I thought I'd link (yes...more padding) you to \u003ca href\u003d\"http://narrativemagazine.com/issues/winter-2009/you-cannot-lie-about-mountain\"\u003ea prize-winning story\u003c/a\u003e I read awhile back that those of you who like schoolgirl stories might enjoy. No, there is no spanking. It's a contemporary story. But the main character is indeed a naughty girl who gets herself into trouble. The writing is rich, sensual, and truly wonderful. And I really loved the ending.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eRight. I'm 40 minutes late for bed and I think...oh dear, maybe an hour over my limit? I haven't been paying enough attention tonight...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-7778250716523277183?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/7778250716523277183/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d7778250716523277183\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/7778250716523277183"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/7778250716523277183"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/04/ill-probably-get-spanked-for-this-post.html","title":"I'll probably get spanked for this post..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-3860342654751255368"},"published":{"$t":"2009-04-10T23:58:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-04-11T00:18:53.123-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Pleasurists"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Pleasurists #23"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003ccenter\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aliciante.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg src\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aliciante.jpg\" alt\u003d\"aliciante\" title\u003d\"aliciante\" class\u003d\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-523\" width\u003d\"450\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.aliciante.eu/aliciante/archives/2984\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAliciante » Blog Archive » Coisas Simples\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href\u003d\"http://bendmeover.tumblr.com/post/93317829/aliciante-blog-archive-coisas-simples\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003ebendmeover\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/\" title\u003d\"Pleasurists adult product round-up\"\u003ePleasurists\u003c/a\u003e is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere.  Did you miss Pleasurists #22?  \u003ca href\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/2009/03/30/pleasurists-22/\"\u003eRead it all here\u003c/a\u003e.  Do you have a review for Pleasurists #24?  \u003ca href\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/submission/\"\u003eSubmit it here\u003c/a\u003e before Sunday April 12th at 11:59pm PST.  Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant to win some free swag?  All you’ve got to do is enter.\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.heyepiphora.com/2009/03/contest-win-the-toy-i-rave-about/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eWin the toy I rave about\u003c/a\u003e Deadline: Friday, April 10th.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/2009/03/09/lelo-toy-giveaway/\"\u003ePleasurists Contest: LELO Toy Giveaway!\u003c/a\u003e Deadline: Friday April 10th at 11:59pm PST.\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://essin-em.com/2009/03/crashpadseriescom-contest/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eCrashPadSeries.com Contest!\u003c/a\u003e Deadline: April 22, 2009.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://naughtyeliot.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-first-sex-toy-contest.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eMy First Sex Toy Contest!\u003c/a\u003e Deadline: 11:59 PM CST May 1st.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://desireeduffie.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/do-you-have-an-erotic-adventure-to-share/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eDo You Have an Erotic Adventure to Share?\u003c/a\u003e Deadline: May 31st, 2009.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://ofsexandlove.com/2009/03/24/spring-contest-time/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eSpring Contest Time!\u003c/a\u003e Deadline: TBD\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMadame Editrix\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://femmefagette.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eScarlet Lotus St.Syr\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn to the reviews…\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor’s Pick\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c/strong\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/2009/04/love-being-woman-bebe.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBebe\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBeautiful Dreamer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eLove Being Woman, once again, seems very friendly. Warm \u0026amp; welcoming. One of the things they set out to do was a create a vibrator designed by women that was beautiful AND functional. And they’d had enough with the tacky images and bad packaging. As someone who dissects every package with a little too much critique, I have to say I definitely appreciate their attention to detail.\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEditor’s Note: I try to pick posts which are not only well-written but also which are somehow unique or unusual and make me desire to own the toy being reviewed.  This one definitely fits both of those criteria.  Interesting information, gorgeous toy that I’d never seen before, and overall a wonderful review!\u003c/em\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibrators\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://wantonlotus.com/2009/04/02/lelo-elise/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLELO Elise\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://wantonlotus.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eScarlet Lotus St. Syr\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.thevaginaadventures.com/?p\u003d286\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eHitachi Magic Wand\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.thevaginaadventures.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eN\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/lelo-mia/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLELO Mia\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eMarla Singer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://viewfromthefloor.com/2009/03/a-little-something-for-him/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBody Spa Vibrating Sponge\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://viewfromthefloor.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eCarrieAnn\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://ofsexandlove.com/2009/04/04/sextoycom-vibrating-rabbit/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eVibrating Rabbit\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://ofsexandlove.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAdriana\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://wantonlotus.com/2009/03/31/lelo-liv/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLELO Liv\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://wantonlotus.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eScarlet Lotus St. Syr\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://ofsexandlove.com/2009/04/01/rock-your-world-vibrator/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eRock Your World Vibrator\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://ofsexandlove.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAdriana\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://trishwilson.typepad.com/blog/2009/04/review-ohmibod-naughtybod.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eOhMiBod Naughtybod\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://trishwilson.typepad.com/blog/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eThe Countess\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.heyepiphora.com/2009/04/review-impulse-butterfly/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eImpulse Butterfly\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.heyepiphora.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eEpiphora\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://thelesbianlifestyle.com/2009/04/03/tll-adult-review-gigi/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLELO Gigi\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://carnivalesq.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eCarnivalesq\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/03/vibereview-fantasy-waterproof-p-spot.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eWaterproof P-Spot Vibe\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eNatty\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.bbgtoys.com/?p\u003d444\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eParadise Curve\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.bbgtoys.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBad Bad Girl\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.thesexcarnival.com/2009/04/form-6-by-jimmyjane/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eJimmyJane Form 6\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.thesexcarnival.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eDomina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.bbgtoys.com/?p\u003d447\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLiberte\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.bbgtoys.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBad Bad Girl\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.sexnshoes.com/2009/03/giving-up-control-the-cleopatra/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eCleopatra\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.sexnshoes.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eThursday’s Child\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDildos\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/share-double-dildo/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eShare\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eMarla Singer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/2009/03/shevibecom-sinfive-pikilo.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eSinFive Pikilo\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://beautifuldreamer30.blogspot.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBeautiful Dreamer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://erinleone.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/share/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eShare\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://erinleone.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eErin Leone\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.sleepingdreamer.com/2009/04/its-not-always-better-to-share.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eFun Factory Share\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.sleepingdreamer.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eSleeping Dreamer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.bbgtoys.com/?p\u003d450\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eTen Inch Explorer\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.bbgblog.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBad Bad Girl\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToys for Cocks\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://wantonlotus.com/2009/04/03/lelo-bo/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLELO Bo\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://deviantdecadence.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eScarlet Lotus St. Syr\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/03/30/review-classix-silicone-snatch/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eClassix Silicone Snatch\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://blog.sextoys.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBill Turner\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLube/Massage Oil/Bath Stuff\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://wantonlotus.com/2009/04/01/intimate-organics-massage-oil/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eIntimate Organics Massage Oil\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://scarletsexgeek.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eScarlet Lotus St. Syr\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://agentansley.com/2009/03/31/babeland-bubble-bath/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBabeland Bubble Bath\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://agentansley.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAnsley Agnello\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://sexorcism.blogspot.com/2009/04/intimate-organics-discover-g-spot-gel.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eIntimate Organics Discover G-Spot Gel\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://sexorcism.blogspot.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eSexorcism\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://agentansley.com/2009/03/31/id-juicy-lube/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eID Juicy Lube 10 Pack\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://agentansley.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAnsley Agnello\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/2009/03/lyriana-for-female-sexual-enhancement/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLyriana\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eDomina Doll\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBDSM/Fetish\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.ramblingnewbie.com/2009/04/05/nipple-pump-way-cool/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eNipple pump\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.ramblingnewbie.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003ePanthera Pardus\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/2009/04/05/super-strap-love-ties-red/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eSuper Strap Love Ties\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAlpine Subdreams\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattnightly.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/once-bitten/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eNipple Clamps\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattnightly.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eNatt Nightly\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/2009/04/03/underbed-restraint-system/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eUnder the Bed Restraint System\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eMarla Singer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/2009/03/26/review-dr-joel-kaplan-nipple-pump-system/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eDr. Joel Kaplan Nipple Pump System\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://alpinesubdreams.com/alpine/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAlpine Subdreams\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/5219/sex-toys/tweezer-nipple-clamps/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eTweezer Nipple Clamps\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eHotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.swelteringcelt.com/blog/?p\u003d1025\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eSlut Impressions Paddle\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.swelteringcelt.com/blog/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAng\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://bbgblog.com/2009/04/it-hurts-in-the-good-way/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eNipple to Clit Tweezer Clamps\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://bbgblog.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBad Bad Girl\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Books\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://thebellandcollar.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/getting-off/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003e Getting off- A woman’s guide to masterbation\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://thebellandcollar.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eJezebelle\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.thesexcarnival.com/2009/04/the-mistress-manual/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eThe Mistress Manual\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.thesexcarnival.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eDomina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Movies/Porn\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.heyepiphora.com/2009/04/review-girls-girls-girls-2/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eGirls Girls Girls 2\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.heyepiphora.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eEpiphora\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/5178/featured-movies/crash-pad-series-episode-9-julie-michelle/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eCrash Pad Series - Episode 9: Julie \u0026amp; Michelle\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eJ.D. Bauchery\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/5226/featured-movies/raw-luck/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eRaw Luck\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eFrzKey\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/5183/featured-movies/erocktavision-volume-2-west-coast-women/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003e ErocktaVision Volume 2 - West Coast Women\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eThe Porn Librarian\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/5244/featured-movies/girls-coming/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eGirls Coming\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eJ.D. Bauchery\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/5087/featured-movies/perversions-of-lesbian-lust-1/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003ePerversions Of Lesbian Lust 1\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eThe Porn Librarian\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStorage\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.heartfullofblack.com/2009/03/review-large-lockable-toybox.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLarge Lockable Toybox\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.heartfullofblack.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eWendy Blackheart\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiscellaneous\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/corsette-harness/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eCorsette Harness\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://bubbzy.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eMarla Singer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://averagejoegreatsex.blogspot.com/2009/03/pony-up.html\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLil’ Pony Positional Pillow\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://averagejoegreatsex.blogspot.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eAverage Joe\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://erinleone.wordpress.com/2009/04/03/pstyle/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003epStyle\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://erinleone.wordpress.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eErin Leone\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/5156/sex-toys/luna-pleasure-bead-system/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eLuna Pleasure Bead System\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eHotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://essin-em.com/2009/04/stripper-pole-kit-review/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eStripper Pole Kit Review\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://essin-em.com/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eEssin’ Em\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/2009/04/tickle-your-ass-with-a-feather/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eBody Tickler Ostrich Feather\u003c/a\u003e by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://lucreziamagazine.com/popmycherry/\" class\u003d\"external\"\u003eDomina Doll\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/\" title\u003d\"Pleasurists adult product review round-up\"\u003e\u003cimg src\u003d\"http://pleasurists.com/banner.jpg\" alt\u003d\"Pleasurists adult product review round-up banner\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-3860342654751255368?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/3860342654751255368/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d3860342654751255368\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/3860342654751255368"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/3860342654751255368"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/04/pleasurists-23.html","title":"Pleasurists #23"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-3008386339498759790"},"published":{"$t":"2009-04-02T21:27:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-04-02T21:44:33.866-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Sugasm"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Announcements"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sugasm #162"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cp\u003eSorry for the lack of posts recently. I crashed badly last week/week before last and have been slowly climbing my way back to my normal baseline level of energy. Unfortunately writing (among other things) has suffered as a result. And not just here. I even had to drop out of the writing group \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/02/spanko-in-non-spanko-world.html\"\u003eI wrote about\u003c/a\u003e back in February. But I'm feeling stronger with each passing day and hope to catch up with blogging this weekend.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the meantime, I encourage you to check out some of the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/\"\u003eSugasm\u003c/a\u003e posts for this week as there was quite a lot of great writing. My personal favorites included one that made it into the top three picks, \"Tied naked in a field of grass,\" as well as \"\u003ca href\u003d\"http://dangerouslilly.com/2009/03/work-violation/\"\u003eWork Violation\u003c/a\u003e\" and \"\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.mollena.com/2009/03/hnt-9/\"\u003eHNT ~ Blood makes noise\u003c/a\u003e,\" which looks at a rather taboo topic even among kinksters: menstruation and sex.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e**********************\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #163? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis Week’s Picks\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://andeatingit2.blogspot.com/2009/02/justify-my-love.html\"\u003eJustify My Love\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“All I could think of was to have his arms around me so that they could make everything right.”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://unspeakableaxe.com/?p\u003d583\"\u003eTied Naked In A Field Of Grass\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“Growing up on a farm has its advantages.”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://champagneandbenzedrine.blogspot.com/2009/03/on-machismo.html\"\u003eOn Machismo\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“It’s very weird, this rigid interpretation of gender in America.”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSugasm Editor\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://radicalvixen.com/blog/2009/03/31/sex-work-and-compassion-the-angry-family/\"\u003eSex Work And Compassion: The Angry Family\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor’s Choice\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://uncommoncuriosity.blogspot.com/2009/03/heat.html\"\u003eHeat\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/2009/04/01/sugasm-162/\"\u003eMore Sugasm\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/sugasm-form\"\u003eJoin the Sugasm\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each \u003ca href\u003d\"http://fleshbot.com/5178494/sex-blog-roundup--spring-into-action\"\u003eTuesday\u003c/a\u003e and \u003ca href\u003d\"http://fleshbot.com/5177390/sex-blog-roundup-get-off\"\u003eFriday\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-3008386339498759790?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/3008386339498759790/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d3008386339498759790\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/3008386339498759790"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/3008386339498759790"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/04/sugasm-162.html","title":"Sugasm #162"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-5682474352186357833"},"published":{"$t":"2009-03-31T00:39:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-03-31T01:12:48.032-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"VibeReview fantasies"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"VibeReview Fantasy: Waterproof P-spot vibe"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SdHHGKebUDI/AAAAAAAAAOM/jTR6ojjmI0w/s1600-h/waterproof-p-spot-vibe.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 250px;\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SdHHGKebUDI/AAAAAAAAAOM/jTR6ojjmI0w/s320/waterproof-p-spot-vibe.jpg\" alt\u003d\"\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319251543606382642\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI imagine...being in an exquisitely grim prison. Something like \u003ca href\u003d\"http://rohrstockpalast.blogspot.com/2009/02/scream-queen-69.html?zx\u003dc73b503f3f755b93\"\u003eDetention Girls\u003c/a\u003e. Except punishments would be very public. And on a spanking bench similar to the one starring in many a Lupus movie.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe basement, however, would still get a fair amount of use as the playroom of the sadistic female guards and an evil British warden who looks remarkably like A. I would be lead down there one night -- naked, of course -- and arranged over a table. My hands and waist fastened with straps conveniently attached to the boards and a blanket placed beneath my pelvis to lift my backside up, while my legs are spread far apart and tied to the legs of the table.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe warden would sit leering as one guard beats me with a prison strap while another pulls my head back by my hair allowing a third to attach some very pinchy nipple clamps -- made even more pinchy under the weight of my chest against the table. After watching this show for awhile, the warden would tell my chastiser to stop as he'd walk up and stand behind me. Caress my throbbing cheeks. Stick his right index finger into my cunt.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"And I always thought you were such a good girl,\" he'd murmur with a tsk upon removing his wet finger. \"But clearly you like it nasty.\" He'd walk up so that he'd be right next to my face. \"I'll bet you even like it up the ass.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe mere thought of which would make me whimper and shake my head and mumble a plea to stop. A plea that I \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eam\u003c/span\u003e a good girl.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"Spread her cheeks,\" he'd bellow and a guard would promptly obey, exposing my most intimate orifice to everybody in the room. As the warden walks toward my backend, he'd remove his belt, the tip of which he'd use on my hole without mercy. Abruptly, he'd stop.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\"If you're such a good girl,\" he'd begin, \"let's see if you can keep from coming.\" Turning to the guards he'd bark out, \"get me some toys...the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.blogger.com/www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/silver_bullet?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eSilver Bullet\u003c/a\u003e and...that \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/waterproof_p_spot_vibe?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eanal vibe\u003c/a\u003e.\"\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe two toys would be placed in their appropriate spots with the warden holding the controls. Slowly he'd turn up the power as I'd try and resist the rapturous sensation quickly enveloping my anus and clitoris.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBut, of course, it'd be no use. My moans and muffled convulsions would reveal that the warden was right...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIn the new box of toys VibeReview sent for me to play with, they had the good sense to send me more anal toys from my wish list, including the \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/waterproof_p_spot_vibe?minion\u003dDFB%20http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/waterproof_p_spot_vibe\"\u003eWaterproof P-spot Vibe\u003c/a\u003e.  I have to admit that I'd forgotten I'd put it on my wish list many moons prior when I was looking for a vibrating anal probe and found the pickings rather slim. That has changed. \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/?minion\u003dDFB\"\u003eVibeReview\u003c/a\u003e has added a number of \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/vibrator_reviews/vibrating?minion\u003dDFB%20http://www.vibereview.com/vibrator_reviews/vibrating\"\u003evibrating anal toys\u003c/a\u003e to its stock, some of which I might have chosen over the Waterproof P-spot Vibe -- that is, prior to playing with it. Now that I've had the chance to put it to work, you would not be able to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSure, I don't have a \"p-spot\" (aka prostate). But what I love about this vibe is that its shaft is not particularly thick or long. I'm not one of those anal people who likes the feeling of fullness. I'm much more into stimulation of the sphincter. And it doesn't go a whole lot further inside than that.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIt also has a hand-held control, which I'm starting to consider almost mandatory for toys that get put inside any orifice. There's no digging inside or contorting around to change the speed. I can lay back and adjust the vibrations with a mere push of my thumb. Lazy? You betcha. Helpful to a weak invalid who barely has enough strength to come in the first place? Absolutely.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI can't really say much about it's waterproof capacity as I keep forgetting to take it into the bath with me (it doesn't help that I often bathe when my caregiver is here). Though, to be honest, I'm not really big on masturbating in the bath. However, I can note that the WPS vibe has the benefits that come from being made out of phthalate-free silicone.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eIts price is reasonable, with the only downside being that it require batteries -- two AA to be exact. But buy yourself a charger and some rechargeable batteries and you won't be constantly stealing batteries from your camera or the remote for a good wank.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAs my fantasy suggests, I used the WPS vibe along with my Silver Bullet for a fucking amazing orgasm. Upon waking the next day, my first thought was that I \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003ehad\u003c/span\u003e to do that again. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm sick and orgasming can really wipe me out if I'm not careful, I'd be playing with this toy night and day.  \u003c/div\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe \u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2008/08/vibereview-fantasy-miracle-massager.html\"\u003eMiracle Massager\u003c/a\u003e? It's been sitting forlornly in the bottom drawer since the WPS vibe arrived. Yep, it's that great. Plus the head to my \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/miracle_massager?minion\u003dDFB%20http://www.vibereview.com/sex_toys/miracle_massager\"\u003eMiracle Massager\u003c/a\u003e keeps falling off.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI'm not sure if that means I'm very naughty or the maker of the Miracle Massager is.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eoOo\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eShameless Plea From A Commercial Whore:  \u003c/span\u003eToday is the end of the commission quarter and I haven't sold anything since December. If you're thinking about buying the WPS vibe or any other sex toy from VibeReview via this here blog (and you have to go to the VibeReview site directly from \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.vibereview.com/?minion\u003dDFB%20http://www.vibereview.com\"\u003ea link like this\u003c/a\u003e on this blog for me to get any credit/commission), feel free to go ahead and do it today.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eObviously, buying something tomorrow or any other day is always cool. As is donating via PayPal, especially now that Natty has her own account.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"fullpost\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-5682474352186357833?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/5682474352186357833/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d5682474352186357833\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/5682474352186357833"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/5682474352186357833"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/03/vibereview-fantasy-waterproof-p-spot.html","title":"VibeReview Fantasy: Waterproof P-spot vibe"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hoF9AJb93xM/SdHHGKebUDI/AAAAAAAAAOM/jTR6ojjmI0w/s72-c/waterproof-p-spot-vibe.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7923169.post-5035419899294075029"},"published":{"$t":"2009-03-24T20:18:00.000-07:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-03-24T20:38:21.391-07:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Sugasm"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sugasm #161 -- I'm the Editor's Pick!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cp\u003eWhat a nice surprise upon getting my new power cord in the mail and getting back online!\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI heartily recommend the \"Betrayal\" post below. Oh the many times my cunt has betrayed me during a punishment!\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***********************\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #162? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis Week’s Picks\u003c/strong\u003e:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://naughtysecretary.wordpress.com/2009/03/13/the-balance-of-power/\"\u003eThe Balance of Power\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“A wave of lust coursed through her body at his words”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://transformher.blogspot.com/2009/02/betrayal.html\"\u003eBetrayal\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“What’s this? Evidence of pleasure?”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://domme-chronicles.blogspot.com/2009/03/secret-signals.html\"\u003eSecret signals\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e“I will adore him for it”\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSugasm Editor\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://radicalvixen.com/blog/2009/03/15/not-an-overnight/\"\u003eNot An Overnight\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor’s Choice\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/02/ghost-of-abuse.html\"\u003eThe Ghost of Abuse\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/2009/03/19/sugasm-161/\"\u003eMore Sugasm\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://sugasm.com/sugasm-form\"\u003eJoin the Sugasm\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each \u003ca href\u003d\"http://fleshbot.com/5166468/sex-blog-roundup--rock-out-with-your-cock-out\"\u003eTuesday\u003c/a\u003e and \u003ca href\u003d\"http://fleshbot.com/5169547/sex-blog-roundup-march-madness\"\u003eFriday\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7923169-5035419899294075029?l\u003dnattyspanked.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/feeds/5035419899294075029/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d7923169\u0026postID\u003d5035419899294075029\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/5035419899294075029"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7923169/posts/default/5035419899294075029"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2009/03/sugasm-161-im-editors-pick.html","title":"Sugasm #161 -- I'm the Editor's Pick!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Natty"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/16708864216993844410"},"email":{"$t":"nattyspanked@yahoo.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11187180769879805131"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}}]}});