Natty is my alter ego but I generally go by the name my mother gave me after the doctor spanked my ass: Michelle. Maybe it was that first spanking, or the others that followed, or just my pervy genes, but I love getting and giving a good spanking. My boyfriend, A., also loves to wield and feel a cane (and a riding crop and a hairbrush and a strap and...). Due to mutual poverty, my illness, visa restrictions and domestic welfare policy, we live on two different continents. Can't say I recommend the intercontinental thing, but we make do.
Being the attention whore that I am (and a lonely, housebound one at that), I love email. Unfortunately I make an abysmal correspondent. Since I'm asleep much of the day and have to budget my energy carefully, it may take me awhile to reply (I'm ashamed to say, but sometimes even months). Please don't take it personally (unless you're that creepy guy who keeps sending weird one-sentence emails -- then take it...however you want to). If you need an answer to something urgently, and I haven't emailed you back in a few days, feel free to email me again and give my poor short-term memory a nudge.
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